Funny lyrics taken out of context

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  1. ninja08hippie

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    "Did I disappoint you? Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?"
    U2's One.

    Sounds like a problem with premature ejaculation.


    What are some other lyrics out of context are funny and/or dirty.
     
  2. Meee

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    Sounds like a problem with too much asparagus or not enough pineapple.
     
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    My bad dirty mind has this mental picture of Santa wanking and splattering the spectators every time I hear that song:
    Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane.
    Dolly Parton's "I'll be home with bells on" for me: "I'll be home with balls on" as if a guys balls are big from not having sex in long enough.

    I have more but enough for now LOL