Fucked Up Fortune Cookies

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  1. Kermit

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    I once wrote a list of messed up fortunes i'd be weirded out to get...though fortune cookies piss me off in general (a mild sense, but fun to bitch about lol). I keep getting disapointed...i keep expecting some wise Confucian wisdom and i all fucking get is "trust in your investment the stock market is solid" or something equally as retarded.

    "Ming-Lee In The Kitchen Wants You In Her Forbidden City"
    "Lady Who Sits On Judges Lap Get Honorable Discharge" (had to include lol
    "SEVEN DAYS!"

    join in with some ideas :)
     
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    The wise Confucius says: "live long and prosper" oh, wait, that was Spock!:lol
     
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    i got one once that said follow the white owl
     
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    save me jebus
     
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    You will meet a tall and dark van......at 100mph:lol
     
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    :lol
     
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