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Discussion in 'Sex and Relationships' started by Shandsome, Jan 17, 2007.

  1. Shandsome

    Shandsome New Member

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    how do u play with ur own cork without the help of girls or other people or sex toys? (and make urself cum)

    merely urself , with ur fingers...ect. (ur body parts)
     
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    Your 19 and haven't worked it out yet!!!!!!
    **I'm stunned**
    Seek professional help....:)
     
  3. Shandsome

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    yea, i dont think much about these till now, coz i've been busy studying :p
     
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    Studying and you still have the grammer skills of a slightly retarded parrot??
     
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    Very eloquently stated!
     
  6. Puss_in_boots

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    Uhm...why do you keep calling it a cork?

    It's a cock, dick, penis, johnson, willy, wang, John Thomas, one-eyed trouser snake, purple-helmeted warrior, wedding tackle, wife's best friend, etc...

    ...not not a cork.
     
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    If smilies worked I would give you 1000 000 bow down and clapping hands!!!
     
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    PIB again demonstrating the great sense of humour (humor) of the americans and ex-americans!
     
  9. heelfetish

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    Probably because he's a kid, likely in Jr. High. :mad
     
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    Why, thank you! (and hoochie-boochie too :))
    :bow
    Have patience everyone. The simlies and all other functionality issues should be fixed soon. :)
     
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    Um, uh - "John Thomas"?! "Purple-helmeted warrior?!" (he asked after getting up from the floor laughing ;>)
     
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    Just trying to make the point that there are many things you can call the penis but cork isn't one of them. :lol

    The Penis Song - Eric Idle

    Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
    Here's a little number I tossed off recently
    in the Caribbean.

    Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
    Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
    It's swell to have a stiffy.
    It's divine to own a dick,
    From the tiniest little tadger
    To the world's biggest prick.
    So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
    Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
    Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
    Your Percy, or your cock.
    You can wrap it up in ribbons.
    You can slip it in your sock,
    But don't take it out in public,
    Or they will stick you in the dock,
    And you won't come back.
     
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    HerHubby The SF Poet Laureate
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    The following song seems kind of appropriate at this time, ha, ha, ha!!! ;>

    BLONDIE ยป I Touch Myself

    I love myself; I want you to love me
    When I feel down; I want you above me
    I search myself; I want you to find me
    I forget myself; I want you to remind me

    I don't want anybody else
    When I think about you I touch myself
    Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

    You're the one who makes me come runnin'
    You're the sun who makes me shine
    When you're around I'm always laughin'
    I want to make you mine

    I close my eyes and see you before me
    Think I would die if you were to ignore me
    A fool could see just how much I adore you
    I'd get down on my knees; I'd do anything for you

    I don't want anybody else
    When I think about you I touch myself
    ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
    oh no oh on oh no yeah

    I love myself; I want you to love me
    When I feel down; I want you above me
    I search myself; I want you to find me
    I forget myself; I want you to remind me

    I don't want anybody else
    When I think about you I touch myself
    ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
    oh no oh no oh no

    I want you
    I don't want anybody else
    and when i think about you; i touch myself
    ooh ooOoh ooOoh aaaaahhhh

    I don't want anybody else
    When I think about you I touch myself
    Ooh I don't want anybody else
    When I think about you I touch myself

    I touch myself
    I touch myself
    I touch myself
    I touch myself
    I touch myself
    I touch myself

    I honestly do
    I touch myself
    I touch myself
     
  15. Shandsome

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    ya ya watever
    i call it a penis but in this case i just use the "fake names" for it
    and btw, my grammer's not bad, its just that this isnt formal so ill use any form of sentences
     
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    I know this isn't the most formal of settings. However, writing your posts in standard, modern English with correct grammar and spelling would make them a lot easier to read, and show a lot more respect for your readers.

    Is English your native language?
     
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    yall are too much lmfao
     
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    Read the 5 lines above^^^^^^if you can.
    It looks like people here are thinking that a baby
    got out of its krib and started playing with its Moms Computer.:sf
     
  19. Shandsome

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    its just strange u all ....

    lol

    dont understand? i talk to my friends on MSN like this..."broken english" because we rather spend less time typing...save time

    TIME IS PRECIOUS!
     
  20. Shandsome

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    btw, dont say ..." u dont type fast?:"
    or something like that...

    i do type fast just dont be sarcastic