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  1. Untamed

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    This is how much of a life I don't have LOL

    But during my day I often find myself checking out my friends status's on facebook.. pages they click "like" on and groups that people join.
    Most of the time I add my 2 cents :p

    Post status's/ pages/ groups - you found funny, touched your heart, or ones that you can totally relate to.
     
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    Since no one wanted to post first LOL

    Here's one I saw last night:

    SENIORS TEXTING CODE.....ATD..At The Doctors. BFF..Best Friend Fell. BTW..Bring the Wheelchair. BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth. FWIW..Forgot Where I Was. GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low. GHA..Got Heartburn Again. IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On. LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out. OMMR..On My Massage Recliner. OMSG ..Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFLACGU....Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up. TTYL..Talk To You Louder. LOL!
     
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    That's ok I don't have a life either, lol:) Here's some I like:
    Thinking there is an extra stair and almost trip becuase you try to use it.

    HOT SURFACE DO NOT TOUCH!!! Hmm I wonder how hot is hot? AHHH!!!

    Shiiit! Look who's online LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT..."Hey, what's up?" Damn!

    Wake up look at clock: 7:00...shut eyes for a second...look at clock 7:01...shut eyes for a second.... look at clock 7:58!

    Okay so you're ten years old you have a laptop, ipod, facebook and a blackberry. Dude when I was ten I had a tamagotchi.

    **Types in password** 'Password incorrect' 'Huh?' **types it in again** 'Password incorrect' 'But that IS my password' **types it in again** 'Password incorrect** 'b**ch that IS my password! Im gonna throw this thing out the fu... oh wait, caps lock.'
     
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    ^This is hilarious:)
     
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    OMG! I am so going to like those haha
     
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    Hilarious! Thanks for the giggle!
     
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    "A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."

    "i loved the person you used to be, i hate the dick you've turned into."

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    ughhh I'm giving you the silent treatment..stop making me laugh!!"

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    Why Do Teachers Still Call On You Even Though You Dont Have Your Hand Up?"

    "Im drunk.. there for its the perfect time for a serious conversation."

    "I love it when i'm cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide"
     
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    "There would be less drunk driving in the world if McDonalds delivered"
     
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    Dear America,
    Since you released upon us the horror that is Miley Cyrus, we have decided to retaliate. Its name is Justin Bieber and no one will be spared.
    Yours faithfully,
    Canada

    I like Justin Bieber better than Miley Cyrus for the record.
     
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    Haha classic!

    I like both of them.. but wow are they making a huge impact on our youth or what!
     
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    On a not so funny note this status touched my heart:

    I loved you the minute I heard you were due. I loved you the minute you were born. I saw your face and fell in love some more.You were only just born but I knew I would die for you and to this day I still would. When you choose to have a child, you make a conscious decision to allow your heart to walk around outside your body.I have put this on becuase I have children that I love more than life ♥
     
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    That's lovely!:)
     
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    I forgot I had FaceBook. I guess I should look at it.
     
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    don't sweat it, all i do on facebook is look and comment on peoples status' its the bees knees

    Il a été un moment depuis que j'ai vu la lumière de bougie votre visage
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    It's been a while since I saw the candle light your face

    friend had that on his status, he is in long distance relationship -_-
     
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    lol that's funny.. maybe translator stuffed up?

    this was a funny status a friend had......

    "i also got a bit lonely lastnght so ipulld out mi toys and had a bit of a play. Boooy ws tht vibrater turning me on had to let out a few screams"

    talk about TMI
     
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    "I might not be someone's first choice, but I am a great choice. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, because I'm good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done in the past.. but I'm proud of who I am today. Take me as I am...or watch me as I walk away."


    This was actually posted by one of our own here on SF. I really loved it.
     
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    I love that as well :)
     
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    i like the "take me as i am" part lololol
     
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    "I don't get drunk. I get AWESOME"