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Discussion in 'Ask a Guy/Girl' started by hermister, Aug 12, 2011.
have u ever been caught doing something sexual?
if so by who & doing what?
was anything said?
my brother walked in on me and my husband bonking my brother just kept taking the piss out of us lol but im not shy i can talk to my brother about any thing so it wasn`t to bad if it was one of my other brother well that would have been a night mare id be hiding till it was forgotten lol
My mom walked in on me and my then fiancee (now husband) totally naked laying together post sex. She frantically apologized and walked out.
The hubby and I got an insane kick out of it.
i walked in on my brother inlaw and his then girl friend a few years back i just started laughing and walking back out they where like omg
Well, her mouth was around my cock, and suddenly I had a Glock pointed at my head. Very scary. Guess I shouldn't have married her.
I was horny one time and my brother left walking to the store, so I put in a porn real quick. He got back way earlier than I expected. He didnt quite catch me I dont think or played it off well, but I think he knew what was happening. Im glad he just went straight to the bathroom to blow it up so I could put everything back.
Another time I woke and was playing with morning wood when my friend just busts in through the door. Like Jesus fuck man, can you knock?!
A girl sneaked me up to her bedroom in the middle of the night. We both fell asleep buck naked. Next thing I know, the blanket and sheet are pulled off us and I hear "YOU LITTLE WHORE"! There stands her mom yelling for her husband....... while i ran out naked just my pants under my arm!:ugh
She called her own daughter that? Fuck. People aren't allowed to grow up and enjoy life. Sad. :ugh
Well I mean I guess it depends, were you like 10 or 17? That sounds like fun though.
Was caught by a guy walking his dog. It was about 5.30am at a local park. She was bent over with her hands on a tree and I was behind. We just moved to the otherside of the tree and finished up.
My BIL walked in on me giving the SO a bj way back before we got married. He never said a word.lol
GFs friends came back from a party super early and walked in on us with my hand down her panties. nothing too bad, but she was pretty embarrassed.
My sister walked up to our parked car once when I had my head buried between my girlfriend's legs. I was able to reposition and recover before she got a good view though. There were also a few times when I was a teenager and my girlfriend, dressing in a hurry, would appear to my parents with her shirt inside out. Nobody said anything but it was mildly embarrassing at the time.
Been caught lots of times. In the dorm room, on the kitchen table, on the couch, in the lake.
We've had a pretty full house here for the past 2 plus years, having our daughter and her husband living with us as well as the youngest son ( that's all changing now, ), and it seems they never learned to knock :lol. So, yeah, we've been "caught." We've also been less than quiet more than once (imagine that!), and then proceeded downstairs to smoke, only to be required to walk the "gauntlet." Seems they never sleep, either...
It's really interesting how the kids seem to think that us parents don't engage in sex anymore :lol Guess the laugh is on them :lol
This was harsh. When I was 18. My parents took my two bothers and my uncle to dinner. I was going out with this girl who lived in Manhattan. So I drove in to pick her up and we met them at the restaurant. We had a great dinner and my girlfriend got a little drunk. Well after dinner we were going back to my house that i lived with my parents. My girlfriend used to sleep over because we were about an hour from the city. Anyway after dinner i told everyone we will see you at home. One the way home my girl friend who became horney started giving me a hand job. It felt great of course then she started to blow me. That was even better. So I was leaning back and of course I slowed down a bit. well she was going to town and really going at it . Her head was bobbing up and down and all of a sudden I hear a beep and I look and there is a car right next to me and I look in and there is my mother looking right at me. OMG I hit the breaks not too hard but let them go by. I did not say anything to my girl friend because I did not want her to stop. I told her after she was Done. Yes very selfish but the cat was out of the bag I figured I may as well have fun. She was very nervous when we walked in but my mother never said a word. My brother totally ripped into me and were cracking up. They said the only thing my mother said was "oh my" and that was it... Maybe she was happy for me but I never said anything to her.. That would be weird. Still to this day i crack up when I think about it....
I had a little Honda CRX so there is no back seat. I would sit in the middle between the two seat. My GF would hop on and fuck forever. She had the ability to cum 4-8 times during sex. I never knew that was possible at the time because I was only 19. We worked together on 2nd shift and would always go to this park to have sex. She's always loud when she rides me. As we have sex the car start to fog up so we don't see too much of what's outside the car. We've been caught a few times by the same old guy. He's very old, grandpa old, and walks his little dog. A few times he would just stop by the car and was probably in shock. Then goes along with his walk after pausing for a few seconds. I never told my GF as I wanted to keep having sex lol. Oh well, as long as it's not a mother with her kids but good thing it was always late like around midnight.
me and my girlfriend where watching tv with her little brother and sister and when they fell fast asleep (they're bedrooms were getting remodeled). then me and my girlfriend went into the kitchen to lay some pipe stealthily, which is not an easy feat. i guess we were a little loud because her seven year old brother caught us on a dining room chair doing the reverse cow girl
we had kept the lights off so he thought she was just sitting on my lap haha we went to my car to finish up
I was at a fraternity convention and was doing her from behind in the hallway by the vending machines one floor up from where the parties were. As SOON as we finished a dude walks by as she is pulling up her panties. He totally saw us and probably heard us for that matter. As he walked by we both just looked at each other. Doh!