For Adults/Mature who can handle it

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  1. GentleManSteve

    GentleManSteve New Member

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    For Adults/Mature who can handle it. Body: For ADULTS only! (just when I was in such a bummed mood, my buddy Laurence sent me this and I had to bust out laughing! ~ you men are such a-holes!! LOL, Im still goin in the convent!)

    LOVE IN THE LATER YEARS

    One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

    He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.

    Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

    He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.
    His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.

    His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh,
    Stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.

    By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

    The man stopped abruptly and rolled ov er to his side of the bed.

    ' Why are you stopping'? she whispered.

    He whispered back, 'I found the remote'
     
  2. Joe

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    Sounds like a night at Joe's Place (except for the "aroused" part).
     
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    lmao. that sounds like my house.
     
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    Sweet, I can never find that thing!!!
     
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    Well do not be like larry the cable guy. He said his proctologist said he found something and he said I hope it is my remote I been looking for that thing for days
     
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    Rose Resident Sexy Grandma
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    Good lord! From the title, I thought this was something seriously 'Adult" in nature....

    Turned out to be a regular ol' joke...!

    :shrug