Finally, The 5 Answers We Have All Been Waiting For!!

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  1. Bella

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    Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
    A: It's Braille for "suck here".

    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
    take your house and car with them.

    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...



    :rofl
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    I usually scratch my ass first. o_O
     
  3. Bella

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    Ok? :shrug
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    :lol ?
     
  5. NaughtyKnickers

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    LOVE it, Bella! :lol
    The last one is my favorite. :D
     
  6. Dreama

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    :) That was funny, Bella!
     
  7. Bella

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    Mine too! :lol
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  8. Bella

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    You actually do laugh too! :rofl
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  9. Bella

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    Thank you, my dear! :)
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    :lol Another good joke Bella.:D
     
  11. Bella

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    Thanks Babe! :)
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    wipes tear from eye...Australian Kiss, never heard of it before, but I'll definately use it from now on.

    Pete
     
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    :rofl

    Great jokes, Bella!!! :tup :lol
     
  14. Bella

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    Thank you! :)
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    Thank you heelfetish! :)
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    *adds this to his stash of sexual terms*