Finally, an answer to bad tasting semen!

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  1. Puss_in_boots

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    The answer is Semenex,the Patented Shake Mix for Men proven to make Semen "...as delicious as it is nutritious." FHM Magazine (March 2001)

    Hmm..this product seems to have been around a while. I wonder if it really works.
     
  2. barbie

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    I don't know,seems like if were around very long we would have heard about it by now.It would be nice if it did work.It would make the men happy because they would get more BJs,but would there be men with hurt feelings if you ask them to drink it.:)
     
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    I wish there was something that made it taste like chocolate.
     
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    I've said it before and I'll say it again.

    Eat a Butterfinger.
     
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    My ex insisted that my cum tasted like an Almond Joy. Unfortunately my wife hates coconut. :(
     
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    Dude! You slay me! :rofl
     
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    So it's a fruit smoothie mixed with a zinc, and shot of creatine to help get the blood flowing better?
     
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    Appreciate the head, fella's

    Yeah, nut is pretty nasty. Got curious and tried mine....and immediately apologized to her.

    My fiance's remedy works pretty good. No coffee, no aspirin, no onions, lots of ascorbic acid. Its still nasty, but at least it wont make you gag. But yes if there was a way to make it taste like swiss chocolate Id be the first in line.

    Her opinion on swallowing : Not untill I see a guy bust a nut in YOUR mouth first, mister. Then ask me to swallow that stuff.

    ...shes so smart =)

    So yeah, just back off on the joe and the pills, drink more OJ.
     
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    It sounds like yet another money making idea to me, nothing more, nothing less.
     
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    Eat one hell of a lot of pineapples
    and leave the asparagus alone

    Hiker:sf
     
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    I read the Talk Sex bulletin board frequently, and it seems like a lot of people have success with pineapple juice. I guess anything's worth a shot. Lots of water, fruits and veggies helps....meat, caffeine and spicy foods makes it bitter. There's a product called "Sweet Secretions" that works for some people. I guess it depends on what lengths you're willing to go to to make oral enjoyable for your partner. I know that if my girlie juices had an "off" flavor, I would gladly alter my diet, use whatever products, etc.
     
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    One of the bodybuilding boards I frequent has a Sexual Health sub-forum. There was a recipe for a "Sweet-cum Smoothie". It was getting rave reviews. I'll see what I can find.
     
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    Fruit. Water. Less meat. Keep it fresh!
     
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    I heard if you cut down on the protein that helps.....
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    With all the knowledge and technology on earth... We make a shake that makes cum taste good. ^.^ The worlds priorities are out of whack.
     
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    You could have been smarter, and told her: "I'm gonna bust a nut in my own mouth, then!":dgrin