FEMALE Masturbation Euphonisms?

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by Rose, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. Rose

    Rose Resident Sexy Grandma
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    Thorn & I were talking this morning.... (we do that sometimes :) ) - - There are sooooo many terms for a guy masturbating --- see Mel's thread:

    http://www.sexualforums.com/talk/showthread.php?t=12022

    But I can't think of any 'cutesy' names for a woman masturbating. Anyone heard any good ones, or think of any new ones?
     
  2. Stormy

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    They use a term over here - flicking your bean. I can't recall any others. But I'll think on it.
     
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    "beating my meat"
    ain't it the truth.
     
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    I looked around and found of a few of these.. :)

    3 Point Shot
    A night in with the girls
    Airing the orchid
    Applying lip gloss
    Applying nail polish remover
    Auditioning the finger puppets
    Automatic pilot
    Banana in your box
    Banging the box
    Bashing the gash
    Basting the tuna
    Basting your turkey
    Bathing the kitty
    Beat the Beaver
    Beat the clit
    Beating around the bush
    Beating the Beaver
    Beaver bop, The
    Bisecting the triangle
    Bo-diddle, To
    Brushing the beaver
    Brushing your afro
    Buff the weasel
    Buffin' the muffin
    Buffing the bead
    Buffing the Weasel
    Burro ride through Grand Canyon
    Burying the knuckle
    Butterin' the muffin
    Buttering up the whisker biscuit
    Buttering your bagel
    Candlesticking
    Carpet bumping
    Cat got tongue
    Cat got your tongue
    Checking for depth
    Checking for squirrels
    Checking for the jackpot
    Checking my oil
    Checking the foxhole
    Checking the muffler

    Buffin' the muffin is my favorite. :)
     
  5. hrd2fnd2

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    polish the pearl
    click the mouse

    two I can think of