Favorite tee shirt and can kozzie sayings

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  1. CLE32793

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    New thread just for this:

    I'm sorry,
    my fault,
    I forgot you were an idiot.
     
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    Ha!
    Careful! objects under this shirt are larger than they appear!
     
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    One tequila
    two tequila
    three tequila
    floor
     
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    Sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid....
    I thought you already knew.
     
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    I'm with stupid (worn by a guy standing by himself)
     
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    Sarcasm, just another one of my specialties
     
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    Yes, I am staring at your tits!
     
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    I'm not losing my hair, I'm getting more head.
     
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    Those are not my eyes

    If there isn't one, there should be lol
     
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    (Seen on very hefty guy)

    I beat
    Anorexia
     
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    YES I fuck on the first date
     
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    (Seen on fat guy)

    I'm pregnant with a baby elephant.
    (Wanna see the trunk?)
     
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    If you're this close already why not go down on me?
     
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    FUCK YOU
    YOU FUCKING
    FUCK
     
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    I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body
     
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    Of all the tbings i have lost
    I miss my mind the most
     
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    My dad had that shirt, got a picture somewhere of him wearing it with my mother by his side.............
     
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    *printed on men's bikini underwear

    Home of the Whopper
     
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