favorite slang?

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  1. sweet melissa

    sweet melissa New Member

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    I once posted this question on another site with interesting results.

    What's your favorite slang for the following?

    1: Male genitals?...cock or dick.
    2: Female genitals?...I prefer cunt but use pussy more often. I think cunt is offensive to a lot of women. Maybe I'm wrong. It's to the point, no nonsense. I also like quim. Maybe because I was forbidden to use the slang when I was young. "We don't use slang in this house Melissa. Slang is for the gutter. We use only proper english. Your friends may use it but I won't tolerate such language in this house. It's vagina, and that's the only word I want to hear you using." Oops, sorry, didn't mean to get off on a tangent.
    3: Breasts?...Tits. Again it's simple and to the point.
    4: Ass?... That's fine with me. I heard a lot of arse and bum growing up. Bum's OK I guess.
    5: Sex act?...Fucking. I hate shagging or banging. Screwing sounds like something Mum or Dad would have the handyman do. Come to think of it, maybe they did.
    6: Masturbating?...Flying solo.
    7: Menstruating?...On my period. I don't like "on the rag" or other such terms.
    8: Oral performed on male?...BJ. I've heard it called skull fucking too.
    9: Oral performed on a woman?...no preference
    10: Anal sex?...Anal. I once had a guy tell me he wanted to cornhole me. The date ended at that point. Rumpy pumpy or rump pump is kind of comical but I can't imagining anyone ever using it.

    Any more you guys can think of?
     
  2. Skeptix

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    1: Male genitals?...cock and i've always gotten a good laugh from "frank and beans" or "twig and berries"
    2: Female genitals?...pussy (sometimes kitty)
    3: Breasts?...BOOBIES!
    4: Ass?... That's fine with me.
    5: Sex act?...when we're thinking of it, we usually just say "wanna have sex?"...i know...boring.
    6: Masturbating?...jerking or wanking
    7: Menstruating?...never really discuss it, i guess. period, probably
    8: Oral performed on male?...give head
    9: Oral performed on a woman?...eat pussy, also give head
    10: Anal sex?...Anal. I've heard "dumper thumping" before...but that's more for humor than anything serious.
     
  3. Bella

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    These really aren't preferences, but I guess what I use most often.
    ~Bella
    1: Male genitals?...cock
    2: Female genitals?...pussy
    3: Breasts?...Tits
    4: Ass?... Ass
    5: Sex act?...Fucking
    6: Masturbating?...Flying solo.
    7: Menstruating?...Shark Week ! :ugh
    8: Oral performed on male?...BJ
    9: Oral performed on a woman?...Eating at the Y or pussy licking
    10: Anal sex?...Ass Fucking
     
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    1: Male genitals?...Cock
    2: Female genitals?...Pussy
    3: Breasts?...Girls
    4: Ass?...That'll work
    5: Sex act?...Fucking
    6: Masturbating?...Jerk off
    7: Menstruating?...I try not to think about that
    8: Oral performed on male?...Blow
    9: Oral performed on a woman?...Lick pussy
    10: Anal sex?...Anal
     
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    Male genitals?...Cock, dick, willy, slong
    2: Female genitals?...Pussy, cunt, muff
    3: Breasts?...Boobs, tits, jugs
    4: Ass?...bum, arse, peach
    5: Sex act?...fucking, screwing, gettin it on, rock and rolling, having it off lol,
    6: Masturbating?...wanking, jerking off
    7: Menstruating?..."the curse"
    8: Oral performed on male?...giving head, blow job
    9: Oral performed on a woman?..licking, eating, muff diving haha
    10: Anal sex?...back door bombing lol and more I wont repeat....:)