I once posted this question on another site with interesting results. What's your favorite slang for the following? 1: Male genitals?...cock or dick. 2: Female genitals?...I prefer cunt but use pussy more often. I think cunt is offensive to a lot of women. Maybe I'm wrong. It's to the point, no nonsense. I also like quim. Maybe because I was forbidden to use the slang when I was young. "We don't use slang in this house Melissa. Slang is for the gutter. We use only proper english. Your friends may use it but I won't tolerate such language in this house. It's vagina, and that's the only word I want to hear you using." Oops, sorry, didn't mean to get off on a tangent. 3: Breasts?...Tits. Again it's simple and to the point. 4: Ass?... That's fine with me. I heard a lot of arse and bum growing up. Bum's OK I guess. 5: Sex act?...Fucking. I hate shagging or banging. Screwing sounds like something Mum or Dad would have the handyman do. Come to think of it, maybe they did. 6: Masturbating?...Flying solo. 7: Menstruating?...On my period. I don't like "on the rag" or other such terms. 8: Oral performed on male?...BJ. I've heard it called skull fucking too. 9: Oral performed on a woman?...no preference 10: Anal sex?...Anal. I once had a guy tell me he wanted to cornhole me. The date ended at that point. Rumpy pumpy or rump pump is kind of comical but I can't imagining anyone ever using it. Any more you guys can think of?