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    image.jpg Election Day "humor"
     
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    “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
    Mae West
     
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    "Today looks like a good day for a slow jack"
    - Heavy Equipment operator at work, referring to extended masturbation time being a good idea.
     
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    political parties are like cults:
    To be successful, they need a charismatic leader,
    unflinching preferably simplistic ideology,
    a devoted following and robust fund raising capabilities.

    Me :D MMVIII
     
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    a simple single phrase that makes you happy when you're sad and sad when you're happy...

    This too shall pass

    from an old Hebrew tale
     
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    "Man, if you think I give a fart in a windstorm about [what you think of me] then you are entirely mistaken in your evaluation of the person I am."
     
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    " he's the type of guy you hate until he's inside you " - Lois , family guy
     
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    "Dude was born on third base, but thinks he hit a triple."
    ~ From a user comment in a thread on an article about 'Living in Bootstrap America.'
     
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    (Because of the recent political unrest occurring in my area...)
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    Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. - Swami X
     
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    I love this intro to guitarworld.com's article, "Guitar World's 50 Best Albums of 2014".

    "Despite a few nasty rumors to the contrary, the guitar is alive and well in 2014.

    It survived the rise of the keyboard in the Eighties and the overwhelming bass-barrage of electronic dance music of the early 21st century and, as evidenced by the 50 selections below, shows no signs of waning in relevancy.

    This year, for instance, we experienced new riffs and glorious runs by guys named Marty Friedman, Alex Skolnick, Joe Bonamassa and Eric Johnson. We also were treated to a healthy dose of Eric Clapton, Johnny Winter (RIP) and a slice of Satchel, Slash and Brian Setzer—not to mention Machine Head, Mastodon and Of Mice and Men and yes, even Sturgill Simpson.

    Whether you're plugging into a vintage Vox AC30 with a medium-aged Nash Guitars TC63 or you just got your hands on an Axe FX and a new Ibanez eight-string, the guitar isn't going away any time soon."
     
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    Ibanez EW here!
     
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    No nation was ever so virtuous as each believes itself,
    and none was ever so wicked as each believes the other

    -- Bertrand Russell [Justice in War-Time (1916)]
     
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    The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.

    - John Milton, Paradise Lost (1667)
     
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    FROM MIND RACE
    In The Garden And Eaten

    Under the log, Pill bug, Maggot, grub,

    Brook, stream, Fanciful dream, Bridge of

    stone; man named

    Malone.

    Glistening, rushing, flowing, growing,

    Moist, wet, and crowing.

    Cradled in womb, a sloth’s tomb,

    Geese, sparrows, not- good-bed-fellows,

    Youth taunting, haunting, Dark December.

    Remember.

    Conjure sap, Conjure sun. Conjure

    lilies and lilacs. Conjure spring.

    Floating freely, a loon, three-mile

    cocoon. Don’t

    Touch the ground. Rebound.

    Milky sheets, wet heat, autumn shiver,

    Pray to the lord, deliver,

    forgive her.

    Fast as lightning, frightening, an October

    to remember, wait for

    December! Halloween or Christmas, do

    not dismiss us. Ripples

    of Waves paved, craved. I rush the

    mountain and fall.

    Through sycamores. Small. Stall.

    Amber, tight-ribbed and slender,

    lumbering ax, tripped by rock,

    trapped by shock

    Defrocked. Blue belles writhe.

    Inside.

    Hide.

    Arms unwound. Deafening sounds. In

    borderless towns.

    Head crowned. Drowned. Rebound.

    King of the night.

    Culling the shaft, right hand drawn

    fast, Jared the Carver.

    Swing with delight, fright, snap back,

    sap slack, roots. Warm,

    solid, together, Grab the tool, Shank

    grafted in fiber,

    2000 years inside her. Fire. I find

    her.