Superman decides to go on vacation. He's flying through the city and sees batman. "Hey Batman, want to go on vacation with me?" Asks Superman. "No, I've got to stay and protect the city!" Says Batman. Superman keeps flying and sees Spider-Man. He asks the same thing. Spider-Man says "no, I've got to stay here and protect the city!" Superman leaves the city and sees Aqua-man who also declined to go on vacation. Superman flies over a small island and sees Wonderwoman lying naked on her back with her lags in the air, rubbing her clit. Superman got a super boner and said to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can fly down, fuck Wonderwoman, and fly away without her knowing what happened!" Superman zips down, fucks, then flies off! Wonderwoman sits up and says "what the fuck was that?!" The Invisible Man says "I don't know, but my ass is killing me!"