Favorite dirty joke!

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  1. wanderingwife

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    Superman decides to go on vacation.
    He's flying through the city and sees batman.
    "Hey Batman, want to go on vacation with me?" Asks Superman.
    "No, I've got to stay and protect the city!" Says Batman.
    Superman keeps flying and sees Spider-Man. He asks the same thing.
    Spider-Man says "no, I've got to stay here and protect the city!"
    Superman leaves the city and sees Aqua-man who also declined to go on vacation.
    Superman flies over a small island and sees Wonderwoman lying naked on her back with her lags in the air, rubbing her clit.
    Superman got a super boner and said to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can fly down, fuck Wonderwoman, and fly away without her knowing what happened!"
    Superman zips down, fucks, then flies off!
    Wonderwoman sits up and says "what the fuck was that?!"
    The Invisible Man says "I don't know, but my ass is killing me!"
     
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    I meant to put a question mark after the title so everyone will post their favorite joke.
     
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    I have a nasty one :D

    A guy is talking to his friend:
    -"Dude, you'll never guess what happened; I found this woman tied to the railroad tracks. I untied her, and then we made love all night!"
    -"Wow! What a story! What does she look like?"
    -"I don't know. I never found her head."
     
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    Why do woman douche?

    Because that thing can't go 'hauck phewey'
     
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    Gross but funny!
     
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    A little boy walks past his grandpa out in the barn and sees him drinking beer (grandma didn't like beer so he couldn't do it in the house) and he says "Grandpa! Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" And his grandpa says "Well boy, does your dick touch your asshole?" And the little boy says "Well, no, no it doesn't Grandpa" Then the grandpa says "Well you can't have a sip then, you just not man enough." the next few days they go through the same thing, with the curious little boy wanting to try his grandpas beer.... Then the following morning after the boy has been bugging his grandpa, his grandpa finds him in the kitchen eating cookies well the grandpa asks the boy "Hey boy let me get one of those cookies" the little boy is quick to reply with a shit eating grin "Well does your dick touch your asshole?" And the grandpa says "Well yeah, yeah it does." The little boy replies "Well good, then go fuck yourself. Grandma make these cookies for me" :)
     
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