Farts during sex?

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  1. swordfishtaint

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    Ever fart during an intimate encounter? How was it handled/received? I am not talking about some fart fetish, I am talking about plain old normal sex with an unfortunate stink bomb.

    Is it normal to pretend it never happened, to excuse yourself, to laugh out loud......

    Over the last month, I have been farted on by two different woman, and neither excused themselves. I can't be the only one...
     
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    I heard about a fella that tried 69ing once with a vary gassious lady. She farted in his face, but he kept licking like a champ! Then, she did Again! Followed shortly after by a third! This time he stopped and came up gagging and gasping for air and said "baby, I really love this 69 thing, but I really don't think I can take 66 more!"
     
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    Yeah, just laugh it away, same with pussy farts :)
     
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    I always pull away when I feel one coming on. I'm not rude or disgusting like that.
     
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    A woman once told me that farts were SOP.
     
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    See, i thought i was the only one! My wife has done it while i was checkin the backdoor, front door, anywhere. Hell i just figured i finally meet a woman as disgusting as me. We just laugh about it and tease eachother later. Some things in certain popositions you never live down.
     
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    I have definitely farted during sex. Always embarrassing but sometimes we just laugh and others times I have gotten " really?" And I apologize and do my best to forget it. I have farted right when we started and I just got up and said okay this is gonna happen right now sorry.
     
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    It's happened but we giggle it off normally. Other times we give each other silly looks, mock the other and keep going. Thing about bodily functions, you can't really control when they need to come about.
     
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    Its ok as long as I am not down around the point of exit.
     
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    Oh yeah its happened. We usually laugh depending on how into it we are, we may laugh later. If it's a moment where I can excuse, myself I will.
    Queefs just make me laugh tho. No harm in those lol.
     
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    You ain't a real man, or woman until you've been farted on during sex!!
    Just sayin, if it hasn't happened to you yet, you're not trying hard enough! !

    :) :)
     
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    When I was in high school I was dating this gorgeous red head we were having sex one day I blew air into her pussy and a little later she had a pussy fart she was so embarrassed that was 40 years ago and if I see her on the street and smile she knows exactly what I'm thinking
     
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    Yeah, it happened once...we both pretended nothing happened :D
     
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    Queefing is hot, I'm not sure why anyone would be embarassed by it. Penetration noises are the best.

    The bowels are so close to the sex organs, so farting is common for some folks. Just take it as a compliment the next time it happens, they enjoyed it so much they forgot to clench their butcheeks together lol. As you may or may not know, really intense orgasms can even make you feel like pissing and/or shitting yourself so just be thankful it's not the latter that happened lol
    I like it though haha.