When I was 24 or 25, my ex-wife was sucking my cock. When I told her I was going to cum, she pulled my cock out of her mouth, aimed it at my chest, a gave it a few pumps. Instead of hitting my chest, the first few spurts hit me square in the nose/mouth. I had cum in my mouth and up my nose. She laughed for probably five minutes while I blew my nose and washed out my mouth. She laughed about it for years. Guys, anyone else's cum go "astray"?