Ever fucked a swedish guy?

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  1. scar69

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    they got big dicks?
     
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    I found this useful chart.
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    Long as he likes frozen yogurt, I am game!
     
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    Twice last year... No, that's how many times I went Santiago, Chili.
     
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    Yuoo shuoold elveys hefe-a sex veet Svedeesh mee. Zeey ere-a zee best et vhet zeey du. Und vhet zeey du is sexy.
    Beeggest deecks in zee uneeferse-a. Fery foon.
    swedishchef460.jpg

    Bork Bork Bork!
     
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    Just make sure his anus is not pink!
     
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    I never realized my ancestors came from Nigeria........
     
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    lol what
     
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  9. scar69

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    I can't decide if I should fuck this married Swedish guy I know, he'd b my first on both counts
     
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    You must've studied under Kim Greene!
     
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    I theenk Scer seets eruoond, tryeeng tu cume-a up veet zee must ooootregeuoos pust pusseeble-a, und zeen poots it up tu get oooor reecshuns. I'm nut cumpleeening - it geefes us a guud breek und a loogh. Su, a benefulent trull. Bork Bork Bork!

    (Translations to "Swedish" brought to you by: http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~jbc/home/chef.html )
     
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    Brought to you by the Swedish Tourism Board.


    But seriously, what do you think Thor's Hammer was actually referring to?
     
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    P.S. What do you mean a first on both counts? Swedish and married, or Swedish and you actually find yourself trying to think before fucking a guy?
     
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    I needed a giggle!
     
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    Thor wasn't Swedish - he was Norwegian. Although, I won't argue with the fact Mjolnir is probably his nickname for his penis. :p:p:p
     
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    Yumpin yiminy!
     
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    I have slept with a Norwegian and he was quite big! :oops: