Ever fucked a swedish guy?

Discussion in 'Ask a Guy/Girl' started by scar69, May 21, 2015.

  1. scar69

    scar69 Banned

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2014
    Messages:
    383
    Likes Received:
    395
    Gender:
    Female
    they got big dicks?
     
  2. 10_3XL

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2014
    Messages:
    8,231
    Likes Received:
    9,601
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Idaho, USA
    Verified:
    Photo
    I found this useful chart.
    download.png
     
    billytk1977 and Englishman like this.
  3. Sweetlysad

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2013
    Messages:
    20,773
    Likes Received:
    56,414
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    In your dreams ;)
    Verified:
    Photo
    Long as he likes frozen yogurt, I am game!
     
    billytk1977, Englishman and 10_3XL like this.
  4. HotForHoney

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 9, 2013
    Messages:
    17,533
    Likes Received:
    19,021
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    North East USA
    Twice last year... No, that's how many times I went Santiago, Chili.
     
    BlueCollar likes this.
  5. 10_3XL

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2014
    Messages:
    8,231
    Likes Received:
    9,601
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Idaho, USA
    Verified:
    Photo
    Yuoo shuoold elveys hefe-a sex veet Svedeesh mee. Zeey ere-a zee best et vhet zeey du. Und vhet zeey du is sexy.
    Beeggest deecks in zee uneeferse-a. Fery foon.
    swedishchef460.jpg

    Bork Bork Bork!
     
  6. billytk1977

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2015
    Messages:
    1,031
    Likes Received:
    1,001
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Metropolitan
    Verified:
    Photo
    Just make sure his anus is not pink!
     
    HotForHoney likes this.
  7. billytk1977

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2015
    Messages:
    1,031
    Likes Received:
    1,001
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Metropolitan
    Verified:
    Photo
    I never realized my ancestors came from Nigeria........
     
    10_3XL, The_E_in_CLE and HotForHoney like this.
  8. Doitagain

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2014
    Messages:
    3,992
    Likes Received:
    6,796
    Verified:
    Photo
    lol what
     
    billytk1977 likes this.
  9. scar69

    scar69 Banned

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2014
    Messages:
    383
    Likes Received:
    395
    Gender:
    Female
    I can't decide if I should fuck this married Swedish guy I know, he'd b my first on both counts
     
  10. BlueCollar

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2014
    Messages:
    2,214
    Likes Received:
    3,261
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Eastern us
    You must've studied under Kim Greene!
     
    billytk1977 and HotForHoney like this.
  11. 10_3XL

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2014
    Messages:
    8,231
    Likes Received:
    9,601
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Idaho, USA
    Verified:
    Photo
    I theenk Scer seets eruoond, tryeeng tu cume-a up veet zee must ooootregeuoos pust pusseeble-a, und zeen poots it up tu get oooor reecshuns. I'm nut cumpleeening - it geefes us a guud breek und a loogh. Su, a benefulent trull. Bork Bork Bork!

    (Translations to "Swedish" brought to you by: http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~jbc/home/chef.html )
     
  12. Meee

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2010
    Messages:
    2,229
    Likes Received:
    3,416
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Takoma Park, Maryland
    Brought to you by the Swedish Tourism Board.


    But seriously, what do you think Thor's Hammer was actually referring to?
     
    billytk1977 likes this.
  13. Meee

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2010
    Messages:
    2,229
    Likes Received:
    3,416
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Takoma Park, Maryland
    P.S. What do you mean a first on both counts? Swedish and married, or Swedish and you actually find yourself trying to think before fucking a guy?
     
    billytk1977, lbushwalker and sandwich like this.
  14. sandwich

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2012
    Messages:
    2,780
    Likes Received:
    2,687
    Gender:
    Female
    I needed a giggle!
     
    billytk1977 likes this.
  15. 10_3XL

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2014
    Messages:
    8,231
    Likes Received:
    9,601
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Idaho, USA
    Verified:
    Photo
    Thor wasn't Swedish - he was Norwegian. Although, I won't argue with the fact Mjolnir is probably his nickname for his penis. :p:p:p
     
    billytk1977 likes this.
  16. Barent

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2015
    Messages:
    1,742
    Likes Received:
    10,941
    Location:
    New York (Couple)
    Verified:
    Photo
    Yumpin yiminy!
     
    billytk1977 and 10_3XL like this.
  17. minskminx

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 2, 2013
    Messages:
    455
    Likes Received:
    761
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    UK
    I have slept with a Norwegian and he was quite big! :oops: