Ever done something so stupid....

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  1. Hot Wheels

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    Ok, so have you ever done something so stupid that you really dont know wether to post it or not for fear of being labelled a complete fucking goose.....:ugh
    Well stuff it.... Im gonna tell you guys anyway.....
    During the last few months, Ive been messaging back and forth with another member here known to you guys as the notorious Cowboy Lover.....
    We started talking and she sends me some pics.....then asks for some in return....
    Preferably several of me wanking to orgasm with a clear one of the money shot...ok, never done that before, but how difficult could it be???
    I set up in front of my computer....charge the batteries in the camera, then strip off and sit in my new computer chair so I can jack off to porn while taking the shots...:brow
    Now Ive found that its really hard to wank and take photos at the same time..especially since Im right handed and completely unco with my left but we did get a couple of good shots, pre orgasm anyway....
    So we're leaning back in the chair...getting close...my feet up on the desk to get a clear picture of the defining moment....
    Im just about to come.....so I lean back just a little further....and that was my biggest mistake....
    The chair has castors on it, and I overbalanced.....fell backwards off the chair....my feet hit the keyboard and it crashes to the floor, followed by the camera which goes off and takes a perfect picture of the ceiling in my living room...:uhh:
    As we are crashing to Earth I snag my arm on the magazine rack and then my head smashes into the floorboards....the poor dog, which was curled up behind me on the floor, gets the fright of its life and takes off out the back door.....:eek:utahere
    So Im lying there..moaning......I can see stars circling my head,my arm hurts, theres blood....Im wondering how Im going to explain this to the doctor if I need stitches...my fucking head is killing me with a chicken sized egg starting to emerge...I look down at my cock....its still squirting...but I dont care anymore...fucking Cowboy Lover and her bloody pictures....:yell
    Why the fuck am I doing this!!!
    To add insult to injury...I stagger up...clean up the blood ...and the jizz....then think, well, I may as well download the pics Ive already taken and send those....
    Only to discover that my wife has taken the cable to connect the camera to the computer with her...I cant leave the pics on the camera so I even had to delete them as well..fuck it!!
    Me thinks that next time I try this stunt..we might do it standing up instead with much less potential for injury.......God..my head still hurts.....:eek:
     
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    Now let that be a lesson to everyone here on SF, don't listen to CL! haha
     
  3. Bluesy

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    I'll bet that never happens on the set of a porn shoot :ugh Oh, poor Hot Wheels...feel better soon, hon. (And only use chairs that don't move from now on :uhh: ;))
     
  4. Barbwire

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    Yeah, yeah, enough of the bullshit excuses!



    [EVIL]SHOW ME THE MEAT![/EVIL]
     
  5. Dreama

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    LOL. Though I sincerely hope that you feel better, that was really funny. But it made me say 'Ouch' at the top of my lungs, because it sounded very painful. Feel better!
     
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    lol that's funny. similar thing happened to me once but i wasn't taking pics i was on cam so i made an utter fool of myself :(
     
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    That shit is just too funny. :lol

    Maybe it has to do with the time difference. Were you doing it late at night?

    Cause otherwise you are just a bit of a clutz. :)

    Hope you have recovered, all the best mate :tup
     
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    That's fucking...


    ...priceless and good on you for sharing it! :lol
     
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    LOL Poor guy... How's the lump and the dog? Next time use the timer on the camera while you stand. It might work much better!
     
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    That, My dear HotWheels, was a priceless story. And to think you trust us enough to reveal your calamity... and laugh about it!!! That's just GREAT stuff!!

    ---------- Now, I know about CL's ability to coerce pictures through PM's!!! gawd - she's a 'diva' with a capital D!!! She knows (and has pictoral proof) more about Thorn & I, than I care to admit. If I was rich, she could probably blackmail us out of loads of cash.

    Anyway, great story - great laugh for me - and you, My dear HotWheels, are a great sport!!! :grouphug
     
  11. Barbwire

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    I have nothing further to add to Rose's endorsement of my skills. Anyone else wanna give me a plug? :dgrin
     
  12. Hot Wheels

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    Hey CL, I was trying to give you a ...plug...so to speak...and look what happened:ugh
    Honestly , hanging out with you could be a definate health hazard...:D
     
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    ;) I think that is very sexy HW. was not a flop at all. you learnt something very important, to go with it. less pain next time. good luck. my hubby [beemer] and i are still laughing. thank you. ps do you want me to send a photo for you or maybe hold the camera. :)
     
  14. Barbwire

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    What a brilliant idea! I'll look forward to fresh peenie pics in my email inbox. :phat :lol
     
  15. heelfetish

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    OK, I needed a good laugh. Thanks HW!!!! :lol
     
  16. Kelada

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    oh my god that's hilarious! If it makes you feel any better I had some explaining to do at the docs today... Last night me and my boyfriend are going at it and he asks where the lube is. I tell him its in my underwear drawer next to the couch we were on. so he reaches in grabs the bottle, puts some on. This morning I realized I had this crazy rash. Turns out he used my hair gel instead of lube... dumbass but I love him. Apparently people intentionally do it to get their rocks off. it's called glueballing lol
     
  17. Barbwire

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    "glueballing" HAHAHAHAHA! That's funny shit, right there. :lol
     
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    Word to the wise.... ( from experience...) :

    Never - - NEVER put Vicks Vaporub and Lube in the same drawer!!

    :whoa
     
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    Um..yeah....I once took my school off line when I was setting up a network..and replaced the address of the school in the router to point to the porn site I was on....that was not fun...oops..
     
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    You've never gotten pictures out of me... :dgrin

    And that is how it's going to stay.