[Ask a Girl] Ever coughed out a tampon?

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  1. Barbwire

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    I've had a heavy duty cold going on for a week now with violent fits of coughing. During these fits my head pounds, my chest hurts, my ears pop, and my bladder control goes on the fritz. To add to this, if I am sitting on the toliet peeing when I get these fits, the urine stream gets so strong it blasts right under the toliet seat and through the gap between it and the lid. Oh, and while this is going on, it feels like my ass is about to invert itself.

    Have I made it clear how violent my coughing fits are?

    Thought so.

    Anywho. last night, Flo decided to come for a visit. Now, in addition to all of the above things going on when I cough, I also have to deal with intensified menstrual cramps. What bothers me THE most about my current situation is, I actually cough out my tampons!!!

    WTF? Could it get any worse?



    Please god, don't let me get the shits.
     
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  2. Dragon_Fire

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    They haven't exactly gone flying across the room or anything, but I've coughed out tampons myself a couple of times. When I really get coughing, I felt like I'm pushing my insides out and like you, lose some bladder cough and resort to using a panty liner.

    I hope you get better quickly.
     
  3. Barbwire

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    Thanks Dragon, I feel the love. :)
     
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    I'm sorry you don't feel well. No one likes being sick.

    That being said you should masturbate with a vibrator. A strong contraction and supplementary relaxation of the vaginal muscles experience during a moderate orgasm should help to relieve some tension and cause a less violent contraction during a sneeze or cough. Your muscles have a baseline charge because of the internal tension you're feeling. Try and get rid of some of it and see if it improves.

    Make it a good one. The more intense it is the better it'll help.

    Feel better;),
    ~Steve
     
  5. Barbwire

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    Is there anything you don't know, Steve? You are a regular flesh and blood Google, aren't ya? Thanks for your suggestion, hon. :)

     
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    I'm sorry to hear about the cough. I hope you get well soon.

    Oh, and the answer is no. Sneezing--almost.
     
  7. Barbwire

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    Don't you have to kinda give ol' Stevo credit for being the only man brave enough in all of SF Land to come forward and reply?

    Usually the "Ask A Girl" questions have many more replies by men than by women.

    [MOUSE]Go Steve, Go![/MOUSE]
     
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    Actually I think masturbating with a vib is a great answer to almost any problem :p
     
  9. HardRocker

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    I've had the honor of being told I was a cesspool of information.:p I suppose that's as opposed to being a Font of information.:eyes
     
  10. Barbwire

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    :blahblah Quit trying to steal Steve's thunder, will ya? Boob.
     
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  11. HardRocker

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    yes ma'am
     
  12. Barbwire

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    Aww, it's no fun pickin' on you southern boys, you are all too damned polite.
     
  13. Meee

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    I think it was the word tampon. Now we know the male-repellant word for thread titles if we ever need one.
     
  14. FlirtyChick

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    This is a fact.

    I have never coughed one out, but years ago I "forgot" that I had put in one of those tiny ones you use at the end of your period. I was married at the time, and when we had sex after that period I bled, but at no other time. It freaked me out, so I went to my gyno. She got in there looking around, asked her assistant for forceps, and pulled out a very flattened tampon....Ugh.....I was so embarrassed I cried. Apparently, this happens often according to her.

    The one thing I do when I am really sick and coughing is pee a little...I hate it!!

    Feel better CL.
     
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    I thing the image of coughing up a tampon probably did it for the guys.
    Guy reading title, thinking: Wow, I've inhaled some pussy in my time, but never coughed a tampon back up.:eek:ugh
     
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    LMAO^^^

    I never wore tampons even when I had my period. But I hate coughing cuz ..like you ladies....I pee a little when I do...thats so friggin embarrassing...cant believe I told that on the net. lol
     
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    Although I have never witnessed the coughing out of a tampon, I have removed a few in my time.

    I have however experienced having my spend limp cock coughed out of woman's pussy while cuddling after sex (and by cuddling I mean falling asleep).
     
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    Kind of reminds ya of a cat trying to cough up a fur ball, doesn't it?:lol
     
  19. lbushwalker

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    Awfully tempted to make comment here but Meee and HR have said all there is to on this issue.
    Cl, once again you proved yourself extremely adroit with words and your humour never fails to entertain.
    I fairly lost it on reading your thread; made my day that did!
     
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    HA! That's not my cryptonite! I go into Wal-Mart and buy em all the time for my girl. Ain't no thang for me.