I've had a heavy duty cold going on for a week now with violent fits of coughing. During these fits my head pounds, my chest hurts, my ears pop, and my bladder control goes on the fritz. To add to this, if I am sitting on the toliet peeing when I get these fits, the urine stream gets so strong it blasts right under the toliet seat and through the gap between it and the lid. Oh, and while this is going on, it feels like my ass is about to invert itself. Have I made it clear how violent my coughing fits are? Thought so. Anywho. last night, Flo decided to come for a visit. Now, in addition to all of the above things going on when I cough, I also have to deal with intensified menstrual cramps. What bothers me THE most about my current situation is, I actually cough out my tampons!!! WTF? Could it get any worse? Please god, don't let me get the shits.