Ever been so horny it hurts?

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  1. Barbwire

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    I am having a very hard time waiting until July 25th to have an orgasm. I get so horny, but don't do anything to get off. This happens so many times during the day, I can barely focus.

    Another thing....I am actually having pains, kind of like menstrual cramps, but not quite.

    Do I have "blue ovaries"? :eek

    Can any of you other women relate?
     
  2. Dreama

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    I've been so horny I couldn't concentrate, from lack of orgasms for a week or so. It's never actually hurt, except for my nipples (got too hard...weird).
     
  3. Barbwire

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    I know it's affecting my daily life. I'm really absent-mined. And I can't spel for shitt when I phost.
     
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    Try some meditation. That should clear your mind of all sexual thoughts, at least for a little while.
     
  5. Barbwire

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    I don't know how to meditate. Can I trying something else that starts with "m" in its place. :cool
     
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    I know what you mean, CL. I used to date this guy in my early twenties, and all I wanted was for him to bang me everytime we were together. But he would go to sleep, and I would lay awake all night thinking about it.

    Just hang in there sister. Try looking at pics of the most disgusting men you can find. That ought to curb it for you. You don't have much longer to wait. Just alert the media so they do not respond the the mushroom cloud over NY when you blow!!!
     
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    I don't get it. Masticate? Are you having trouble with your food? :p
     
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    God, CL. I was so horny last night that I lubed up the Jenna stroker and went at it. But seeing as I was seeing double from wine and anxiety meds, it seems I fell asleep at the task. Hubby came to bed to a sleeping wife and a buzzing toy with LEDs. Pitiful, just pitiful LOL
     
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    I will send her my picture.
    That should take care of things.:(
     
  10. Barbwire

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    Yes, FC, that is just plain pitiful, you drunken hornball. :lol

    Johnny, now knock that off, you're hardly disgusting.
     
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    Two more days, CL. Earthquake predicted for the northeast.

    If it's any consolation, I kinda know what you're going through. I have one more day to wait. (I have to wait until my wife has a day off from work!) I'm so horny it hurts to breathe. We're going camping tonight at a national park campground. The camper will definitely be rockin in the morning, and nobody had better come knockin!
     
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    Now, now. There are only sexy people here, and that INCLUDES YOU. Send me one and let me buzz over it...I will tell you ALL about it,,,,,promise! :)
     
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    Yes, I drink to cope LOL. I miss chatting with you BTW. You are the goddess of all things sexual. two more days 'til the big get off!!!!!
     
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    So how was it, CL?
     
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    CL, I had a private toy party in your honor last night. How was yours?:phat
     
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    Well, no wonder you passed out. You know you aren't supposed to mix alcohol with anxiety medication. Still, I can't really talk. I've been known to swallow Lamictal with wine.
     
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    Puss you are right! I don't take it often, but I like to swallow meds with wine sometimes too. My doc would have a fit!!! Every once in awhile won't hurt! :)
     
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    Weeeeeeel, CL, ya gonna share or not? Hope everything is Ok Hun!
     
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    Gee, ain't it swell that I'm back? :p

    I haven't had time/privacy to post much today, and I only have a few moments to spare now, so I will be brief.

    I caved on the 24th. It was fine. I am fine, now, off I go. :brow

    Stay tuned....
     
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    Yea! That's our girl! :)
     
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