Embarrassing things that happen during sex.

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  1. fireontheside

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    Okay, this is an awkward topic, but let's talk about it. Embarrassing things, like bodily functions and so on, that happen during sex.

    Ready? Let's talk!
     
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    Farting. Head butts. Nearly snapping ones cock in half due to one or both parties getting too carried away.
     
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    You should tell me more about this one sometime. I have a feeling that there's a funny or at least horrifying story behind it.
     
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    farting.... or as ladies say, queefing. yawning. (i work midnights, sleep is weird for me), having to stop to pee.... and once, when i was very early in my first pregnancy, i tried to deep throat and kinda.... well, you can probably figure it out. it was absolutely MORTIFYING. I think i stood in the shower and cried for a good 20 minutes.... i didn't give him another bj for months cuz i was too worried about not being able to control it.
     
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    Sex can at times be embarassing as far as bodily functions are concerned. We're all human at the end of the day. If you dont take a sense of humour into the bedroom then you are doomed lol.
     
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    Yea i wouldnt call it embarrasing since shit happens

    I was nervous as fuck the first few times and got soft at bad times which could lead to more problems with that as you focus on it and getting paranoid lol. But i got over that

    Queefs/fart that we had a good laugh about and quickly went back to work

    Cervix falcon-punch
     
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    Everything TR said has happened to me too!
     
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    Aside from things mentioned thus far, REALLY bad leg cramp, which led to loosing balance, which led to knocking over the nightstand, which led to busted lamp, which led to stitches. Yes, alcohol was factor.

    remember folks, never do anything you wont want to explain to parametrics or an ER tech.
     
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    Accidentally got pee'd on. That wasn't as bad as i thought. Of course farts/queefs. Got dizzy and just managed to get off the bed before throwing up, new medication. She knocked herself out once.
     
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    Reminds me of the South Park episode with the Farts and Queefs.

    I'm thinking my most embarrassing is either the fart when I first started sleeping with my then GF. Or better yet, once we were hot and heavy petting and I came in my pants.
     
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