So my husband has been playing a sort of "hide the dildo" game in our new place. He hides them in pain sight and sees how long before I notice. Que repair man knocking on the door. I run down stairs and let him in. He's coming to fix the foot on the new couch. We walk into the living room and his eyes go wide as saucers... my husband had put a giant seafoam green dildo at the top of the stair ledge... the poor repair guys seen. So he looks down and makes an excuse to move the couch around. I walk over and throw the toy in the corner away from us. I text my husband and tell him he's an ass and explain why. He got a huge laugh out of it. I feel like I was setting up for a porn lol. At least the gent will have a story for the rest of his day.