Embarrassing morning

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  1. Mittimer

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    So my husband has been playing a sort of "hide the dildo" game in our new place. He hides them in pain sight and sees how long before I notice.

    Que repair man knocking on the door. I run down stairs and let him in. He's coming to fix the foot on the new couch.

    We walk into the living room and his eyes go wide as saucers... my husband had put a giant seafoam green dildo at the top of the stair ledge... the poor repair guys seen. So he looks down and makes an excuse to move the couch around. I walk over and throw the toy in the corner away from us.

    I text my husband and tell him he's an ass and explain why. He got a huge laugh out of it.

    I feel like I was setting up for a porn lol. At least the gent will have a story for the rest of his day.
     
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    Thank you for posting [​IMG] made my day xxx
     
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    It would have been a much better story if you had asked him to help you put it to work. ;)
     
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    I'm very surprised that got to you.
     
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    That's hilarious!
    At the risk of getting a new fetish, could we get a pic of said dildo? I have trouble picturing a "a giant seafoam green" one lol
     
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    That's a great story. The repair mans gonna be sharing that for years :)
     
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    It didn't really "get to me". I got a laugh out of it after the fact but I'm more concerned with not exposing my sex life to polite soft spoken repair men lol
     
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    I have got to do this to my wife now!
     
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    Pictures as requested. Lol

    First is the toy by itself. Second is as he and I saw it. Third and fourth is size comparisons.

    Excuse the boxes, we just moved in last week.
    20150908_145203.jpg 20150908_145217.jpg 20150908_145515.jpg 20150908_145604.jpg
     
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    I dunno, kind of blends in, like special decor....
     
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    I still think it would have been great if you said something like,"Oh that, we'll let me show you how it works, want to help?"
     
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    Or tell whoever it is the new style lamps
     
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    Thanks for the idea for a great couple's game to play with D. And we can both get in on it - so many toys to choose from and some that really would blend as "art" until more than a cursory glance is given. :D

    Also: I will be your soft-spoken repairman any day, love. (Good to see you back and posting a bit. You have been missed.)

    Also Also: That dildo looks to be about the right size. *cough*samesizeasme*cough* *cough*totallybragging*cough* *cough*notsubtle*cough* :cool:
     
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    You're adorable and I've missed you. Message me some time, Mr repairman
     
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    You got it. This adorable* Mr Fix-It needs to get himself back in the swing of talkin' to folks outside the threads once more.

    *This statement not verified by the SFCSP**
    ** SFCSP = Sexual Forums Committee of Sexy People
     
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    Thats funny Mitt,I bet he goes home and tells his buddies what happened today.Now you got to think of something to get back at hubby!!..Maybe a pair of panties in his toolbox, or briefcase!! I dont now what he does for a living:D
     
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    He's a senior network engineer who carries neither a briefcase or toolbox lol. I'll get to his laptop bag though. :p
     
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