Embarrassing moments

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  1. billytk1977

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    I do noy know if thhis has been done or not but what the hell.

    For me it happened last week, it is not uncommon for me to go buck naked at the house, back yard has a good privacy fence and shades on the windows. After about seven in the evening if we were going to have company they would have been there. So me and wife was sitting there watching tv in the recliner and i was naked, had a quilt throw ofer us for comfort when the doir opened. The oldest daughter was going out that night and decided to swing in to say hi, she visited with us for about thirty minutes then left. Glad i had the quilt.....
     
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    Eye was banging away in a few different places in the house or in a vehicle, a few different times, when we found out we had friends knocking on the door, looking in the window. LOL
     
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    Yep future father in law caught be fucking his daughter.
    Kudos to him he did not miss a beat and carried on as normal like nothing unexpected which with me it was not :)
     
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    My father when I was 17 caught my b/f with me,He chased him thu our field with only his underware on..I took him his jeans the next day..Needless to say..I was grounded for life!!
     
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    When i was around 17 my sister walked in on me masturbating, could of died lol
     
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    Wrote a long "naughty" text to D ... hit send ... realized (before I could cancel the message) I'd sent it to Dad instead of D. Quickly sent an explanation text.

    Got the reply:

    "Son, you must have one helluva girl if you can talk like that to her."
    2 minutes later:
    "Mazel tov."
    2 minutes after that:
    "BTW that sounds like what I used to do to your mother."
     
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    What did she do?
     
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    LOL a chip off the old block!!!
     
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    Shouted "lock you door next time" and ran out lol
     
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    My most embarrassing moment was on a New Years party years ago at our house, Had all my sisters and some of my brothers over as well as my mom and dad. We was all in the family room checking out my brand new 50 projection Pioneer TV screen which at the time was one of the biggest you could get.

    Well to make a long story short, some how a hardcore xxx porn Debbie does Dog E.starring...yes you guessed it the Dog E. himself; got mixed into our collection of reg VHS movies. I had thought it was erased, but too my horrid surprise I was wrong and it had snuck into the video rack in the family room. My 4 year old daughter was showing off to the family her new skills at putting video tapes into the player grabbed a tape off the rack to show these new acquired skills she inserted tape into the player,,,yep it was the Dog E files.

    I had my head turned talking to my brother who was sitting on the sectional to the right of me when I noticed the total aghast look of bewilderment on his face as the entire once noisy house turned horribly quite. The loud sounds of moans and the sound of bed creaking was starting to radiate from my 500 watt surround system, at that moment my brain registered Porn alert porn alert porn alert as time went into a slowed down dimension as I slowly turned to the TV as I stared in horror, not only was there a porn playing in my family room with my entire family watching it was a porn with the Dog and his wife the main style. :oops:

    My dad was saying Holy Mother of God whats that about? As I was in save mode desperately to no avail looking for the remote to shut this deal down. I heard my brother's lungs filling with air like an air compressor as he bellowed out a laugh like some demon from hell as I was pointing the remote at the TV like a 44 auto mag to take this demon down, which also imitated that effect as the batteries fell like empty cartridges ejecting to the ground as my batteries to remote rolled under the couch. :oops: I dived to the floor to recover them as I looked up to the 50 inch screen and the Dog was...yes you guessed it changing into Doggy style mode, uncontrollable laughter was replacing the scary silence now as I dove to the entertainment cabinet to shut this down manually, looked at my wife the co-star who was in total shock just like if she would have won the Emmy. I walked through the door to the outside were my brothers joined me and assured me they would go to the grave with the image of my agonized face as the batteries to the remote hit the floor, as well as my humping ass and debs bouncing tits embedded in their mind forever. The rest of the family never said another word, but now days me and my brothers howl about that night. :D
     
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    Oh mate I laughed myself silly to tears reading that but not for a moment would swap places.
    This one time LOL and ROFL for fucking real!
     
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    I am sorry, but that is freaking hilarious
     
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    @Dog_E_Ryder , that is why my kids are not allowed to look At my online photo backup!
     
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    Oh trust me, all my laptops, phones and systems are locked down, ;) lol
     
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    When I was 18 or 19 we were bored at work when two women, a blonde and a brunette, who were 35ish came in. Both were very attractive so my friend I worked with bet me $20 I couldn't get a number from one of them. After about 30 minutes of shameless flirting and the smoothest talking I was capable of I asked for their numbers. The brunette said I think you already have it, I am _____'s mom. I said "the one that works here?" "No, the one you've been dating for the last two weeks" she replied with a huge smile. I thought it was the worst thing that could have happened, but her mom loved me after that and still called me even after we broke up.
     
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    Late teens, I was mowing a yard for someone in the country, I was horny as hell. I went out behind a shed and started masturbating, didn't know anyone was watching until I was done when a car full of people across a field started cheering and drove off after I had finished. I think they enjoyed the show.
     
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    I'm going to have to give this some thought and come back but dam Dog_E_Ryder, I laughed so damned hard I thought I'd stop breathing. I could so see this happening to us :)
     
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    Yeah it was my real life "American Pie" experience.:D lol
     
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    In high school in class, penis slid out of the underwear so when I went to sharpen my pencil at the front of the class,
    people were laughing, the teacher (attractive woman) called my name, red in the face as she pointed to the obvious,
    a very proud and happy erection with a mind of its own, my mind was NOT on sex things at that moment.