Embarrassing moments on your computer?

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  1. Trond

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    Luckily, I only occasionally look at hardcore stuff. Most of the erotica on my computer is more like naughty pinups and playboy models.

    Still, it was a bit embarrassing when I was showing an elderly professor something on my computer and a small image of a Penthouse-type model (spreading her legs) was open in one corner of the screen, although I closed it very quickly.

    Then another time, the same prof wanted to see if I had a particular file, and this pin-up popped up big and clear in the middle of the screen. What about you guys and girls?

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  2. AtkCCC

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    Never have had that happen but I do like your taste in pin-ups.
     
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    There have been plenty of moments that should have been embarrassing, but I was/am not. I'm utterly shameless. Anyone who uses my computer themselves is given plenty of fair warning. Those who look over my shoulder... well, that's their problem. I refuse to be embarrassed by what I do with my personal property or how I conduct my personal affairs.
     
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    I would say agree with 10_3XL... I've had quite a few moments that should have been embarrassing, but the result of the situation ended up much differently than I would have expected. First happened in college. My roommates and I used to change the desktop backgrounds on each others computers while the other was away. Sometimes it'd be porn, sometimes it be some macho looking dude, etc.

    Anyways, one day a girl from downstairs was over and asked for some help on a project. Upon waking my computer, the background of my computer was a hot blonde, legs spread, sucking on a cock. I immediately turned my screen off and apologized. My friend told me that she didn't mind and said she actually likes looking at porn. That lead to us browsing through some porn sites as she stroked me.

    Nothing ever happened again with her, and we actually never even talked about it again, but we've remained friends to this day.
     
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    yeh happened to me when I was living with my mom when I was a horny 18 year old. I had 2 large images of penthouse babes open on my computer screen. Next thing I know my door flings open without any warning and my mum comes in with clean clothing to hang up in my wardrobe and see's me frantically trying to close the images that are blatantly visible and of course because I was panicking I was actually making it a lot harder for myself trying to click the exit cross on the images lol! she stood still for a second then she just shook her head and smiled and got on with what she came in to do. I suppose it could had been worse I could had been in the middle of masturbation but luckily not lmao!

    I think she knew it was normal for a 18 year old lad but still the trauma was very real for me lol. I just sat there after thinking of the most humane way to end my life.
     
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    Same happened to me many a time.
    Once I was berated about my online tastes by my youngest son who would have been about 16 at that time.
    SO also caught me desperately trying to close windows and insisted on viewing same then proceeded to rant and rave about my communicating with SF ladies.
    I was in the dog house for a bit then everything went back to normal :)
     
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    In 8th grade I had to research info for a school project. At the time, our internet was through my moms laptop from her government job. She went to go take a shower and I was young and horny, and found myself daring myself to look up porn. I had periods where I was in to hentai at the time, so I looked up some hot Dragonball Z hentai porn. I think I made a few clicks, jacked it, cleaned up, and closed out the page. I went back to the actual work I was doing and my mom came back. When I was done I guess that bitch went through the history and pulled up the page. Then had the nerve to call me over and ask "whats this?". Wtf does it look like mom, its gushing tentacle pussy being fucked and obviously I just jacked off. Gah!. Ugh so embarassing.
     
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    I was showing my mom and sister something and an in closed window of a friend top less was behind the screen I closed. . All they said was " oh, okay". Ouch

    I also accidentally left my computer on a search results page for some pretty hardcore porn when the girl I was dating opened it....and sent me a screen shot. Uncomfortable
     
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    We had a video of her tied down on the kitchen table when she still lived with her grandpa on our laptop. He borrowed it and i forgot the video was open so he got to see her full nude legs spread wide with me going to town on her pussy with toys as she sucked me
     
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    I had my laptop on and had a forum page pulled up and apparently a malware bot was waiting in log in section grabbed a hold of my PC, any way a client walks in and my PC starts talking with this fakish porn voice saying " Come on in big boy and watch me fuck myself!" I hurriedly walked to my desk and closed the laptop up were it continued to talk and moan in that well known fake porn voice. I continued trying to shut the power down for the next minute or so to this fucking laptop that continued to moan and groan like a scene from "Debbie does Dallas":D
    I was embarrassed as hell, but laughing like a maniac at the same time. I believe the client was more embarrassed than me. lol
     
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    The embarrassing moments for me were not because of sex files or images, but something so obvious I felt stupid when someone pointed it for me. And once it was something I taught to a few guys, one of them took the time to help me.
     
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    I once fooled around with this woman who was turned on by seeing pics of men masturbating with an butt plug inserted at the same time. She asked me to take a pic like this and send it to her. Knowing if I did I would be getting a blow job. And she could do something great with the back of her throat.
    Back to the embarrassing part. My rear is exit only so I found a pic on the interweb saved it to my pictures then sent it to her. (I got the best blow job ever)
    A few weeks later I was having my birthday party and had my PC playing music through my home stereo. As I was looking for a particular song with several people looking at my music over my sholder I somehow opened the picture of a guy spread eagle with a thick dildo in his round brown jacking his shit. That my fiends was embarrassing.
     
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    lol,
    That's fuckin funny! :D I also liked the inventive way you faked the pic to get a BJ. Of course karma come back and bit you on the ass. I would have just told her to begin with Homey don't do that shit. I love BJs, but I have yet had one that would entice me to stick anything up the ass. Not happening. :D
     
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    Almost an embarrassing situation happened last month. My daughter borrowed my camera last month. And returned it a week later. Only then I realized that my photographs for my verification for this site were on the camera. Luckily she didn't use the camera never looked at the photographs. :)
     
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    My hubby catch me watching beastiality vids.
     
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    Well, there was this one time I borrowed my buddy's laptop and kept trying to "right-click." Got frustrated and was like, "What the fuck is wrong with your computer, man?!" Then he pointed out I was on a Macbook. :confused:
     
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    lol, I was searching for a 'hot chic sucking big cock' on my phone to send some pics to a friend, it is the first thing that pops up and my GF wanted to Google something. I didn't care.
    About 10 years I was showing pics of our new house that was under construction and I thought I had deleted all of the topless photos I had taken for my husband but as I was flipping threw them showing the house to the salesmen there were my breast.
    Recently I was showing a co-worker a pic of my niece and handed her my phone, she touched the screen and that little scrolling grid that shows up at the bottom popped up. I got nervous, I had a lot of photos for same said friend. I have since cleaned my phone and have very little on it but I'm sure I will have a collection again before too long.
     
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    We have diff codes on a program at work. This particular one is for doing a withdrawal which is 67..it wasn't working & kept asking for an override. So I asked my male boss for one. He's looking at the screen and says..I think you need to have 67 in there...I look again and I had put 69...guess I had other things on my mind :D:p;)
     
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    I was on another site and was in the gif exchange room. My secretary walked in and there was a gif on the screen of a BJ. The girls throat was expanding as she took it deep. I could not exit out fast enough. Since that day, my secretary stops at the door to talk to me.
     
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