Don't you hate

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  1. loveit247

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    Having to pee. It is just such a waste of time. I usually squirm behind my desk for a good half hour before I actually go!
     
  2. heelfetish

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    hehehe I'm holding it in as I type this!!!
     
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    Yeah, but standing there and letting it go after holding it in for almost too long.............

    Priceless!!! :lol
     
  4. Barbwire

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    A wise friend once told me,

    Never pass up the opportunity to pee and
    Never trust a fart.

    Words to live by.
     
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    I’m cursed with the bladder of a rhino…. Probably from sitting all day at work. When I gotta go it’s like an endless event. Girls won’t understand this but the guys will…..

    Don’t you hate it when you are taking care of business and there’s a “kink in the hose” which causes this unnoticeable build up of pressure…. You put everything away and when the kink is straightened you’re not quite done…. UGH!!!!!
     
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    I think I have a bladder the size of an almond! I pee once or twice an hour, it sucks! :(
     
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    And isnt it fun to be able to stand outside and write your name in the dirt while your doing it.....:D
    And if you think thats funny....imagine a woman trying to do it.....:rofl


    Hey shit....1100 posts....:woohoo
     
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    lol thinking about it, i hardly ever pee
     
  9. loveit247

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    LOL! I inspired a pee thread!
    I have to pee so much because I drink about 3-4 liters of water a day. I have an auto-immune disorder that makes my mouth dry. So I sit and drink water all day long. Even wake up about 3 times a night to drink.

    Ladies, how about when you go after wearing tight pants, especially if you are a generously lipped lady, and as you start to go you realise all the lips are squashed and it sprays in 5 different directions and then goes all over your thighs! LOL!
     
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    i pee alot!!! i go before i leave the house i get 6 blocks down the road to walmart and i gotta pee again.. i had to pee the other night before i left my cousins house after about 45 min in the car i thought i was gonna pee on my front porch..(i didnt go before i left. mom always said to go before you leave and i never listened!)
     
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    Nope...

    ...I may put it off, but peeing feels good. :D
     
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    Never trust...

    ...a fart to what? Drive? Balance the check book?
     
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    Never trust a fart to just be a fart. Ya know, ya think it's a fart, but in the end it was something else. Come on, LP, don't tell me you've never sharted? :lol
     
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    OMG! YES!!!! I thought I was the only one that happened to. I go horseback riding in the forest quite a bit, and I end up having to get off my horse to whiz in the woods. It's near next to impossible to pull my pants down, squat, arrange my lips, and pee so that nothing sprays on my boots, especially when I have an impatient horse on the end of a rope.
     
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    Gotcha...

    ...yeah, it was no fun. I eat like a pig now, pretty much whatever I want. When I was younger I ate like two pigs, super rich stuff, too much this, too much that, the other. I was golfing one day and was about as far away from the clubhouse as could be. Walking. Hot, sticky, hilly. Farted and shit myself. Long, uncomfortable walk back to the locker room and a shower.

    I've stayed on the course during lightning. I've stayed past dark. The only thing ever got me off a course early was crapping myself.

    :lol
     
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    With my fucked up prostate, I have lots of opportunities to pee :lol
     
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    :lol Now there's something guys will never understand.
     
  18. loveit247

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    How about this. The other day I had to have a physical for my life insurence policy. So the nurse comes to my office and goes through it all. Off I go for the urine sample, I lift up the bottle to put the lid on and it slipped out my hands into my pants! LOL! I just sat there lauging as my pants soaked it all up. Lucky I could refill and I had spare pants in the office!

    The nurse said I had just made her friday!
     
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    This has to be the funniest thread on SF! :lol

    I'm pissing my self with laughter. no... really.... I gotta go bye.....:eek:utahere
     
  20. heelfetish

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    We sure do understand! It's no different than having a piss after a long night of fucking. Ever seen Me, Myself & Irene? Yeah, that shit happens. Piss all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, you name it.

    It just sucks cleaning it up afterwards.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=yWpYo5_8s_M