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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by AndSoItWasWritten, Jan 26, 2011.
Mine is, "Oh dang! Let's bang!" hat
Let's play carpenter......
First we get hammered.....and then I'll nail you....
How about this!
"Men are like floorboards. Lay 'em right once and you can walk all over them for years!" ^_^
i have several. but this one is rather funny.
women need four animals in their lives: a mink in the closet, a jag in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jack ass to pay for it all.
that said, i pay my own way. always have.
I used to ask my ex, "Can I put my tongue in your bellybutton?" Her reply "That's not my bellybutton!" I'd answer, "That's not my tongue."
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. -Mae West
I am very much a woman and I enjoy it. - Marilyn Monroe
It's a small apartment. I barely have enough room to lay my hat and a few friends. - Dorothy Parker
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
-- Robin Williams
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams
Love Robin Williams.
The 4 Fs
Find em Feel em Fuck um Forget em.
Wham bam thank you mam.
Favorite "pick up" line quote from college:
"Can I take you to breakfast tomorrow?"
"Okay... should I call you or nudge you?"
The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor! :ignore
*big windmill and slams money down on counter* "I'm out." - Kramer
If you watch Seinfeld, then you get why I love it
an old coworker once said he has fucked so many times with a limp one that he could shoot pool with a rope
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.
"I like to leave my socks on during sex... I mean it's just me at the computer... and the few other people in the Starbucks..." I forget which comedian that was.