Do you have a favorite sexual quote?

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  1. AndSoItWasWritten

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    Mine is, "Oh dang! Let's bang!" :phat
     
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    Let's play carpenter......:)
    First we get hammered.....and then I'll nail you....:D
     
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    How about this!

    "Men are like floorboards. Lay 'em right once and you can walk all over them for years!" ^_^
     
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    i have several. but this one is rather funny.

    women need four animals in their lives: a mink in the closet, a jag in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jack ass to pay for it all.

    that said, i pay my own way. always have. ;)
     
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    I used to ask my ex, "Can I put my tongue in your bellybutton?" Her reply "That's not my bellybutton!" I'd answer, "That's not my tongue."
     
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    It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. -Mae West

    I am very much a woman and I enjoy it. - Marilyn Monroe

    It's a small apartment. I barely have enough room to lay my hat and a few friends. - Dorothy Parker
     
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    Love that!!
     
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    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    -- Robin Williams


    See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
    -- Robin Williams


    :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
     
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    Love Robin Williams.
     
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    The 4 Fs
    Find em Feel em Fuck um Forget em.

    Wham bam thank you mam.
     
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    Favorite "pick up" line quote from college:

    "Can I take you to breakfast tomorrow?"
    "Sure!"
    "Okay... should I call you or nudge you?"
     
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    The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor! :ignore
     
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    *big windmill and slams money down on counter* "I'm out." - Kramer

    If you watch Seinfeld, then you get why I love it :D
     
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    an old coworker once said he has fucked so many times with a limp one that he could shoot pool with a rope
     
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    There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.

    Jerry Seinfeld
     
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    "I like to leave my socks on during sex... I mean it's just me at the computer... and the few other people in the Starbucks..." I forget which comedian that was.