Hi everyone A while ago my cousin asked me if she could ride my blowup flying zeppelin lamp thingy.. No seriously i have this blowup zeppelin thingy that "flies" trough my room by some sort of mechanical lifting device that is mounted onto the ceiling which is also a lamp..:cool It looks really cool and when you turn it on it starts to move up and down and fly in circles but I never considered it to strong enough to ride on.:ugh Well actually it wasn't strong enough because it couldn't move with her on it and the zeppelin started to bent because of her weight so i told her to get off before she broke it. Then one day after I took a shower I noticed my zeppelin was bent again while my cousin was in my room with it and when I took a closer look at it there was this unmistakable smell of poop right in the middle of it....:eek Then about a 2 weeks ago she said she felt sick and wanted to stay in bed, that's in my room:ugh while I was going out and my parents were gone ass well so she was in there all alone. And when I got home it was completely deformed like in a U shape which also happened the first time she sat on it but this time it looked a lot worse... then when I got closer like maybe a feet away i could already smell it again and it was definitely some kind of asshole smell... Also the table we used the first time to climb on it was right under it while it wasn't when I left.:ugh I kinda hoped she was done with it but yesterday it happened again and I don't know what to think of it anymore. I mean it doesn't vibrate or anything its not even that comfortable to sit on so what's the point of taking the risk to break it?.. And what's up with the smell?... I mean why does it smell like poop if she is just "riding" it or even masturbates on it?....:ugh Yes I know I should just ask her but its just so weird I just don't know what to say... please help!!!