Dirty talk. The good , the bad , the funny

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  1. Doitagain

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    I am curious to what your experience is with this and what was good bad or funny.

    In my experience forced dirty talk ( someone who is just doing it because you like it ) can be just terrible. What do you do? Tell them to shut up? I feel telling them exactly what you want to here sort of defeats the purpose. In my past I have been with girls that would try and I just didn't know what to say because they were just so out of character and not in a good way. Remington d's my of a sex and the city episode ( I was forced to watch that crap) where they were doing it and it was so awkward. Seriously calling my penis a sausage just doesn't do it.
    I have always liked " natural " cussing. Until about 7 years ago I didn't get much I liked but wow when I found a girl that was a natural. She caught me off guard and said things I never thought I would find a turn on. Out of nowhere she started whispering in my ear about how she fucked someone else ( not cheating, just before me ) and gave me details. And also just would whisper things she wanted I didn't expects. Lol that had a snowball effect. Anyways , your thoughts and experience please.
     
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  2. Joys

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    Like anything fake or forced or done just because of the thought the other side likes it, I distaste such forced dirty talk and could put an end to it. But a genuine moan of just something like "fuck me" as she approaches her orgasm is certainly a great turn on
     
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    Talking dirty is one thing my wife doesn't do well.... not even close. She tried one night, I put my hand to her mouth and shook my head no. That was the end of it.
     
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    How did she handle that reaction? My SO would be very self conscious and feel stupid.
     
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    She felt relieved because she was uncomfortable with it.
     
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    The only thing that's ever gotten me aggravated is the "right there, right there" right fucking where? I'm going in and out
     
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    Bahahahahaha. I'm sorry that's funny
     
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    Good..it is..it's like..In or out where in the hell do you want me woman..
     
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    This reminded me of a running bit of "hilarity" between my good buddy and I... to make a long story short we took children's cartoon/story characters with crazy names and put them in "dirty talk" situations.

    The best were Snuffleupagus and Hamburglar. (I'll just let your dirty minds run with those...)
     
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    Right there, obviously. Duh... No, wait... there? Shit... You pose a very good question here, Gearhead! :p
     
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    Anything and everything, as long as it is genuine (and yes we guys can tell) BUT don't ever call me 'Babe'!!!!!!
    I will welcome a sneeze or a cough (for their tightening effect), I will accept a belch, even a fart BUT DON'T CALL ME BABE.
     
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    Well it is like this Jonjo;
    When you are past the big 60 and your 30 yo SO call you babe then mate that is rather easy to take!
    She calls me that all the time and I am very happy with that :)
    Now dirty talk; I am buggered if I can pull that off.
    Sure call her bitch etc but real nasty stuff I just can't bring myself to ennunciate as have too much innate respect.
    I believe she would not mind and maybe quite like it but nah, just not me :(
     
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    For me, this is yet another thing that falls into the old male/female double standard. I have a bit of a potty mouth during sex and tend to talk dirty, but it turns me off to hear it from him....
     
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    Best one for me by far.... Was the first time sluttyfairy and I were together... ( physically )... She was sitting on my lap straddling me.. We were kissing passionately, then she leans into my left ear and whispers... " do you want to make love to me" .. Then she leans into my right ear and says in a very sexy voice "or do you wanna fuck me"......
    God that woman has a way with words....
     
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    And your answer was????

    I've found those questions rather confusing the first time together. Answer "Yes" to a) "Oh I don't fill him with enough lust for him just to want to fuck my brains out"; answer "Yes" to b) "All he's after is sex".
     
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    Best answer;
    C) all of the above
    ;)
     
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    The way she said it ... It was obviouse which one she was hoping for...
    she made it clear which one she wanted... However, on that night , my performance was somewhere in between the two. Because at that point in our relationship I still didn't know she was built " fuck tough"... As she says... Lol
     
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    I can't like that enough
     
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    LOL... I did the same when my wife tried to talk dirty. That's what I meant above
     
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    Mine took it easily. Then she quit trying and just talked what she felt. It may not be so hard talk but at least genuine