Dirty Liars

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  1. IamBill

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    ...anyone bugged by people who lie about their size? Especially things like girth, because they don't quite realize what ridiculous is with girth. Somewhere a few pages back, someone (and it appeared to be a serious measurement, among a mix of serious measurements and obvious humorous hyperbolas) measured himself at 7.5" girth (and something like 8.5" length).

    For those who don't know, the national average is ~4.9" girth (Another nice little fact is < 1% of men are thicker than a 6" girth). Yes, guys get thicker than that. I'm thicker than that... however, I'd love for both the guys and girls of this forum to do a little house test just to see how much people lie on the internet. This should make for a nice boost in self confidence.

    1. Grab yourself a soft measuring tape (One that can be wrapped perfectly around a circle).
    2. Go around your house and look for circular objects (Toothpaste tubes, paper towel rolls, hair spray cans, soda cans, etc).
    3. Try and put those objects into your mouth (Make sure it's clean; Young guys, this test doesn't make you gay) and get an idea of how thick it is in your mouth. If you've seen a porno of someone getting a BJ, imagine how wide their mouths open to get around the penis.
    4. Take it out of your mouth and measure the circumference of what you just had in your mouth. Also measure how much length you were able to get in at that circumference. (Girls if you're kinky, feel free to jam this up any other orefice you choose and measure the results)
    5. Be surprised. Notice the difference that a half-inch makes in thickness.

    My test results showed the biggest thing I was able to get into my mouth without grinding my teeth around it was 6.5" in circumference and I was able to get 2" inches in before I couldn't push it deeper and started to gag. Ok, so I'm no expert at deepthroating (thank the lord), but I'm sure most of your results will be very similar.

    ...and congrats to the guy with the 7.5" circumference. I guess you've probably never had a blowjob.
     
  2. Jayce

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    I was never afraid to tell my size, I don't see why other guys would feel the need to lie about it.

    I'm 6 and a half long, and girth I have no idea. All I know is when I wrap my thumb and index finger around it, they just BARELY can make contact. However, that's not an accurate measurement seeing that hands can be in different sizes too. :lol
     
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    Honestly, it's not so much about the fact that they're lying, it's just the fact that they're so uninformed about this stuff that they make these ridiculous lies that completely negate all information they gave us. You see, these guys who lie, they see people answering with their real lengths and girths (5.5"x5.1", 6.5"x6",7"x5.5")... then in formulating their lie they try and keep the same ratio in girth and length, so they come up with ridiculous numbers like 8.5"x7.5"... Sorry buddy, people are that long... no one is that thick. If he had said 8.5"x6.5", I'd have no reason not to believe him. He's big, great... good for him. However, now that he's obviously lied about the girth, what should make me believe the length. What should make me believe any of the other 7.5" lengths on the internet?

    People, I was a teenage, too... I used to lie on the internet about stuff, too... except when I lied, I had the intelligence enough to actually do some research on what I was about to lie about. Otherwise, you just make yourself look like a fool. Thanks for the reply, Jayce. Give the test a try if you wish. I really eager to see people's results. :)
     
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    I am 7.5 long and 6.5 girth (true) and blow jobs are on the cards, even deep throat with experts. But a few Asian partners were quite apprehensive about intercourse when they first saw me, and I know by watching that my girth is about as big as many women can do a blow job on. So I do wish Mr 7.5" luck, because he isn't going to get a blow job, or anal sex, and even intercourse is going to be tricky sometimes.
     
  5. MikeDog

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    Sometimes people mix up what girth is or mis-measure. Girth of 6" is considered very HUGE! There's a chart on this wiki and you can see it's like 95th percentile at 6" girth and chart stops around 6.5" girth.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
     
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    How exactly can you mis-measure girth? What do you wrap it around your balls, too?

    Here is a wild guess... for those who don't know, almost all dicks are wider from the top and bottom than they are from the sides. Guys, you can measure this for yourself if it's not obvious from the naked eye. For reference, my girth is 5.375" and from the top, it has a ~2" diameter. Guess what; 2 * 3.14159 = 6.2". Add another .4" to that diameter and you're already over 7.5".

    The penis is not a perfect circle gentlemen. Sorry to tell you, but if you don't have a soft measuring tape, you can't measure girth.
     
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    lol beats me but I have also laughed out loud at some of the girth measures I've seen on web (and length too). Makes me wonder too how people measure or maybe they just add an extra inch to girth not realizing an extra inch of girth is real big :lol
     
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    Bill!
    Don't call people liars unless you can prove it.
    I for one have never made any claims on girth and
    don't even give a shit.
    I am beginning to believe that some people that
    have the standard size penis have no idea what the hell
    they are talking about when they make ridiculous claims
    that anyone that states that they are bigger than average
    is a liar.
    Have you never been in public showers, (in the army) or
    at the swimming pool or at gym and actually seen the
    varying sizes of a grown ups penis. have you never been at a swinging party or anything.
    If you have done those things you would not be calling people liars.
    I have done those things (all of them) and I have seen quiet a few that I
    was quiet envious of even though I have 9" measured from the top
    not the bottom. I had to use that size while swinging because
    the people ask that question (why I don't know) but it is
    a standard question.
    The best reason that you like to call people liars is that you are
    suffering from an inferior complex.
     
  9. AnonymousOne

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    He's making a statistical statement. I honestly don't have any problem with what he's doing, and I don't have an inferiority complex ... we both know that there are a HUGE majority of average sized people that size themselves up.

    It's stats. *shrugs* I've never lied and I'm not unhappy with what I've got.
     
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    I agree with bighiker, calling everyone who is larger sized a liar isn't going to achieve anything, which is why I gave my measurements. If you really must measure girth, use a soft tape measure (like a dressmakers tape). If you don't have a dressmaker in the house, a piece of string marked and laid along a ruler will do the job.

    I didn't originally get excited over my size, I had a few girls comment in my past, but I thought they were just being nice. It all came about when my wife was talking to the girls at her work some years ago about a brown-skinned workmate and it ended up with every husband and partner getting measured the correct way. I found out I was bigger than I gave myself credit for, and I learned a little more about girls talk too!
     
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    Hey, jackass... why don't you read the post before you bitch about nonsense. I never said I don't believe anyone who has a bigger dick, I'm saying that assholes that make outrageous and obviously fake claims make it very difficult to believe anyone. There have been several studies on penis size that have been conducted by doctors measuring penises themselves. Not one of them record a 7.5" girth or anything even close really. Why don't you look up the statistics. Better yet, since you seem somewhat incapable of fully understanding words, maybe instead of researching you should just get a measuring tape and try and find something that's 7.5" in circumference. Try looking at the base of a bottle of Coors or Budweiser.

    Next time you go out "swinging" and tell people your cock size -- which by the way, I've NEVER directly been asked when talking to women -- why don't you have some fun telling people you have a 7.5" girth... then count how many women you either make laugh or run away frightened.

    Inferiority complex... I'm laughing at the fact that you think I'd feel inferior to you.
     
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    Actually I had always called myself pretty normal as a lot of the
    guys in the Army looked pretty big to me.
    Then when we first started swinging my wife measured it (with a hardon)
    and said 9", that still seemed average to me. Then after a few years of swinging my wife told me that I was still the longest she had had
    but then no gets out the ruler at a swinging party. Do they really
    talk about size like we talk about how big their tits are.
     
  13. Bluesy

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    Oh my god, yes. I've never been around women that didn't get into lengthy (no pun intended) and enthusiastic discussions about penis size.
     
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    Thanks for that Blusey.
     
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    That's good news for you, eh? You've probably attained celebrity status among all the women who have known you and their circle of friends ;)
     
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    Let's all settle down ... Jesus ...
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    If I did , No one told me about it.
    And to be truthful it was not a worry
    as no one said anything about size when we
    met. The only person that has made any kind
    statement was my wife.
    Size was something that was brought up before meeting
    but never mentioned again.
    We mostly attended (open) parties where
    their would be 6-10 couples, And it was pretty
    well known that everyone must be nude by midnight
    and I can say truthfully that I never saw one longer.
    but then I wasn't looking at cocks. Tits yes. but their again
    another myth fell as I liked to zero on the best looking woman
    in the crowd, and tit size Had nothing to do with it
    just an overall good looks, not fat not skinny, just plain
    good looking.
     
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