Dirty jokes?

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    What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?

    Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak. :):):):)
     
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    How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

    Call and tell her about it.



    What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check?

    Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.



    How is life like a penis?

    Your girlfriend makes it hard.



    Why do girlfriends have orgasms?

    Just another reason to moan, really.
     
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    What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart?

    You are the wind beneath my wings.



    What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

    You can negotiate with a terrorist.



    How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

    As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
     
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    Oh my....lol
     
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    It says dirty jokes :)
     
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    A wife and her husband were trying to come up with a new password for a computer program.

    The man decided to enter "mypenis"

    His wife started laughing when the screen flashed the following message "error, password not long enough"
     
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    A man knocks on the door of a supposed to be 'exclusive' brothel.

    Through a small window in the door,the madam says,"What can I do for you,sir?"

    "I'd like to get screwed," he answered.

    "This is an exclusive club,"she explains."To join,you must slip a thousand dollars under the door."

    The man does so,but the door doesn't open.

    So he knocks again and the madam re-appears

    The man says,"Hey, I'd like to get screwed."

    The madam : "Again ?"
     
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    A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.

    "No way, no needles! I hate needles!" The man exclaimed.

    So she started to hook up the nitrogenous oxide tank, and the man said,"I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!

    The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill."No,"he says,"I'm fine with pills."So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.

    "What are those?"He asked.

    "Viagra," she replied.

    "I'll be darned," said the patient,"I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."

    "It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
     
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    Why are dingleberries brown?

    It's just the way shit is!!

    lmao, yes I stole that from TWD
     
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    Who can make more money in a week... A drug dealer or a prostitute???

    A prostitute... Because she can wash and resale her crack
     
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    lol nice one