[Ask a Girl] Dirtiest thing you've ever done in bed....?

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  1. LondonEyes

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    No judgement here, let's hear what ya got?
     
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    It wasent in bed but, i was riding line gor a fella up north and i got there around 3am as there was a storm coming in and we needed to get the cattle in for the sale barn. I was the first one there and got my horse saddled up and in the pen area. The old mans daughter came out and was riding with us and got her horse ready. She and i were about the same age and there was an empty stall and i just cleaned mine out so.......well, my mess was not big enough to warrent more straw.
     
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    In bed? Anal
     
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    Well, if it has to be in bed... With my second wife, one i with, licking her ass hole. She seemed to enjoy it....
     
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    Eating creampie after.
     
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    In bed, On purpose: anal while she had her period.
    In bed, Accident: We both lived with parent's so when we were away for the weekend, at my brother's house, we had an all nighter and were putting the used condoms in a plastic soap dish next to the bed. woke up to the sound of my brother's dog slurping the cum in the soap dish. It made a wonderful night feel dirty.
    out of bed, blowjob on the highway with her friend in the back seat.
     
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    Accidently licking the string
     
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    That string......i always wanted to pull it to see if she would do like those chrismas ornimats and have the arms and legs move around....
     
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    That made me LOL
     
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    The boyfriend is concerned that the string means I'm one of those little fireworks that pops and shoots streamers when you pull a string.
     
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    It may not work exactly the same way, but if he plays around down there he sure can make you pop.
     
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    Repotted an African Violet…..does that count?
     
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    Ate toasted bread ;)
     
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    Yours?
     
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    Yes mine. I only do mine I don't share my woman, but I will give her the most satisfaction I can give her by myself.
     
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    played with chocolate sauce that shit got everywhere:D
     
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    After he came in my mouth, I let it slowly drip on his nipples, then licked it up seductively, opened my mouth for him to see, and then swallowed.
     
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    I have to step away for a short break after reading this. Don't judge me. ;)
     
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    You're not obliged to read this. Skip to the next post for your own good.

    Well, I had this one night stand that turned in to two nights stand. He was a much younger adult man, very sexy and sex was pretty good. We had done all sorts of things and talked a lot. It all happened in a very good resort while both of us were on vacation, both coming from Europe, he more from the north than I.

    After the first night, it was as if we had met years ago. We had talked about everything and tried lots of stuff, gone through more condoms than I'd care to count.

    Second night and we fucked like rabbits. He had no experience, but took initiative, never asked me to teach him stuff. If he had asked me to teach him, I'd have lost interest, but he just tried things and if it didn't work, we had a laugh and tried something else. He had stamina and sex was very good. He liked to fuck hard, came groaning and moaning and just loved the stuff.

    Then he told me he wanted to fuck my ass. I had told him I loved anal. His cock was small, ideal. But I had a bit of a stomach upset. I told him I would love to have anal with him, but I had a stomach upset and it would probably be a terrible idea, we'd end up dirty.

    He told me something like I was lying, coming up with excuses. I told him that I didn't need excuses. The ass is mine. If I don't want anal, it's my call. He called BS.

    Well, I did want it. I just knew it could end up being disgusting. He was insisting, because it would be his first anal experience. I told him he'd end up being disgusted of anal, if we'd do it in those conditions. But he really, really wanted it. I told him OK, but that he should make it short, for his own sake.

    I let it happen. It was wonderful for me and the moment his cock was in my ass, he started groaning with pleasure, fucking like a beast, telling me my ass was the best place in the world, that he'd never get out of it and other such things men crazy with pleasure say.

    He stopped to delay cumming and started to go kind of slowly in and out. But at some point there was dirt on his condom and he lost his erection, for obvious reasons.

    We stopped and took a long shower. He wanted to try again, but we had run out of condoms. He left to buy some, but we were in a very isolated place, in the middle of the night, in a very conservative country in the Middle East. Not the best conditions to find a condom dispenser.

    He only came back in the morning, but then, I was packing to leave. :-(

    So, guys, if you don't like scatology and a woman tells you it's not the right time for anal, believe her!
     
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    Yep I ruined a mattress lol :)