Did you know that some sofas can castrate a man and uproot his penis during masturbation?

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  1. Zak James

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    If when you sit on the sofa at the edge, after a while you start to feel the frame beneath and you then have an orgasm as a result of agitating your penis. This orgasm combined with the sofa pressure will rip the nerves between the legs and can uproot the penis
     
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    You are so right. I might discuss with the physio here later if I get chance or the strength & fitness coach to see if what you are stating is is correct though.
     
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    Come on.... even as scar went from pink anus to froyo. Come up with new material if you are going to start a new troll thread. Perhaps something as insightful as...the perception if you have nuts on a wall you have walnuts, and if you have nuts on your chest you have chestnuts...but if you have nuts on your chin it just means you have a dick in your mouth??? So up your troll skills some and get more credibility as a real troll.
     
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    This is serious don't make light of it. Men are in danger because of this little known but very important issue
     
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    What having nuts on their chin? What about family guy's Peter Griffin, hasn't killed him yet.
     
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    I have to agree although the effect is indeterminate that Zak could be right

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    Please Zak inform and educate the forum with the intelligence from which you make such statement. Is it statement of fact or statement dressed in conjecture?

    You raise an interesting point though. A rather entertaining one if maybe you are not listening to previous judgements on said point.
     
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    Of course this is fact. The pressure from the sofa structure will prevent the ischiocavernosus muscles contracting properly at orgasm resulting in tearing from the ischial tuberosities and therefore effectively uprooting of penis.
     
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    Have you heard that posting stupid shit should get you banned?
     
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    Ok Zak thanks for raising such medical matters in a esteemed manner.
     
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    I still can't understand why people respond
     
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    Why is it stupid?
     
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    Why have you?
     
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    Got to agree here. It seems if you don't post what others want it's.

    - troll this, troll that, stupid etc etc.

    I don't agree entirely with this but it's your opinion.

    Yet the ones that criticise and the ones that it's non-stop on the 'sex with the above' etc etc. non-stop likes, same message to everyone - which simply floods the timeline.
     
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    Thanks, need sensible input and experience of this issue.
     
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    My only sensible input: Don't jack off or have sex on the edge of a sofa. Be a man and stretch out on that damn thing. Use it to your advantage.
    Anyway.... Let the nonsense continue.
     
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    if it's a fact like you say it is why are you still asking about it,
    and this new thread counts as 100 pages of this &*^%$(*&
     
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    Why is that being a man? What if man wants to sit upright and masturbate into wife's mouth kneeling at sofa edge? Is that not being a man?