Did you ever lose a woody?

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  1. TheBax

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    I picked up a very attractive woman at one of the bars downtown. We went back to her place when we got there and she started undressing I had a woody I could have clubbed a baby seal to death with.

    Her body was so tan and fine. Her breasts were perfect with a small waist. But then she turned around to climb into bed I saw she had a Big rash all over her butt.

    First boner I ever lost and I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

    Anything like this ever happen to anyone else here?

    The Baxter
     
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    That possibly saved you from contracting Herpes ;)
     
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    LOL, more proof that men think with their cock and only think about their cocks. Instead of saying "Ever pick up a stranger and then discover it might not have been a good idea?" he only thinks about his erection. Not about how unwise it would have been to use one if he'd had one, but only that he didn't have one.
     
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    Meee is Alway correct of course but at least this dude's survival instinct saved him!
    Addendum: dudes if you can't think with your head at least respect your cock's opinion ;)
     
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    Very good point. His woody knew exactly what to do and rescued him from the situation. So I should amend my post a little: Proof that men think with their cocks and their cocks can think the right things sometimes. Men--let your cocks do the thinking! (I'm going to regret that statement.)
     
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    That was one time it was a good thing the little head was doing the thinking for the big head.

    The Baxter
     
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    lmfao.....
     
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    I have lost a woody before but not for that! For me I had a self concious moment(s). However , I agree ,, this may have saved you! I do feel bad for the girl if it wasn't a rash and just a birthmark or something.
     
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    Evidently, I am not a man, in that case, because I don't look at situations in such a fashion.