Dick and Jane get it on!

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  1. BassDude

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    Do you ever chuckle reading some children's books? Are you a sicko like me who looks for some kind of sexual innuendo in just about everything? Ever wanted to make a children's story pornographic? (Decency note: Not to be read to children of course! Just to be clear here...for your own adult entertainment only.) Here's your chance, so join in!

    Oh, oh, Jane.
    Come, Jane, come.

    See Dick run.
    Run Dick run!
    Oh, oh Dick.

    :D
    BD
     
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    Dick has a red ball.
    Jane has a blue ball.
    Dick and Jane play with their balls.
    :lol
     
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    Dick wants to play.
    Jane wants to play too.
    Dick and Jane play together.
     
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    Whoa, BD! You stole my story! Okay, I learned to read Dick and Jane when I was three years old, and I always loved it. One evening I was with one of my best girlfriends at Barnes & Noble, which is where I would rather be than any place on the planet except under or on top of BD. Anyway, we had a few drinks at dinner, and were shopping for books for our kids. I found one of the new Dick and Jane compilations, and just had to have it for my daughter. I pulled it off the shelf and was raving about it, then I began to read it. There is something about seeing Dick run and come that is excellent reading as a forty-something drunk Mom. We laughed and laughed about it all over the store. Now my five-year old can read the whole thing.....without the same dirty mind as her parents.!
     
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    I did? :eek Sorry! I had no idea! I guess sick minds think alike. :D


    Yeah, but give her about 10-20 years and she'll get there. :lol