Dear Abby

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  1. Barbwire

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    Dear Abby:

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on
    me from the
    beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies
    everything. What's worse,
    Everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so
    humiliating.
    Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he
    hasn't even looked for a
    new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars,
    cruise around and bullshit
    with
    his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
    Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't
    even pretend to
    like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.

    What should I do?


    Signed, Clueless
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    Dear Clueless:
    Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman, you don't
    need him anymore.
    You're a United States Senator from New York. Act
    like one
     
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    HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!! GREAT ONE!! ;> You know, seriously, she could very well be the next President or Vice President. Would not surprise me. I just wonder how weird it would be to have Bill Clinton as the first "First Gentleman" or whatever he would be called. Wonder if he would be Hillary's little "cookie baker"?! Ha, ha!
     
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    Dear Abby by John Prine

    Dear Abby, Dear Abby ...
    My feet are too long
    My hairs falling out and my rights are all wrong
    My friends they all tell me that Ive no friends at all
    Wont you write me a letter, wont you give me a call
    Signed Bewildered

    Bewildered, Bewildered
    You have no complaint
    You are what your are and you aint what you aint
    So listen up buster, and listen up good
    Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
    Signed, Dear Abby

    Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
    My fountain pen leaks
    My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
    Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
    If it werent so expensive Id wish I were dead
    Signed Unhappy

    Unhappy, Unhappy
    You have no complaint
    you are what you are and you aint what you aint
    so listen up, buster, and listen up good
    stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
    Signed Dear Abby


    Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
    You wont believe this
    But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
    My girlfriend tells me its all in my head
    But my stomach tells me to write you instead
    Signed Noise-maker

    Noise-maker, Noise-maker
    You have no complaint
    you are what you are and you aint what you aint
    so listen up buster and listen up good,
    stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
    Signed, Dear Abby


    Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
    Well I never thought
    That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
    We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
    With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
    Signed Just Married

    Just Married, Just Married
    You have no complaint
    you are what you are and you aint what you aint
    so listen up, buster, and listen up good
    stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
    Signed, Dear Abby!
     
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    Way too funny.:lol