Dating nightmares

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  1. HotForHoney

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    Let's have them.....

    I went out with one guy who kissed like a 7th grade boy (he was 41), had the smallest tongue.

    Talked to one guy. Friday was his birthday, I text him Saturday around noon. Said he's in trouble, he brought a girl home from the bar. She was passed out cold and his girlfriend was coming over in 45 minutes.
    Then he was surprised when I blew him off after that.

    Then there was a date with a black belt in karate who didn't know how to hold my hand without squeezing too hard.
    Felt like he was trying to beat me up!
     
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    might have one to tell a one in a few weeks :eek:
     
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    That's his nightmare. I would think of it as an opportunity! I would have texted back, "I'll be there in 30 minutes. I want to see this."
     
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    Deep kissing a girl, telling her you think you've got her chewing gum and she tell you she doesn't chew gum but has got catarrh :eek: :p
     
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    I think you need to look for guys in a different spot. It's been too long since I've dated to comment, but I can't recall anything really bad. A couple of them didn't put out so there wasn't a second date, that's about it.
     
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    When i was a teenager, one female i was dating thought it was normal to try and bash my head in with a baseball bat, strange female. (PMS ?)
    That relationship ended fast after that interlude.

    One female i had gotten chatting with ages back, thought i had done well at getting her back to mine, only to find i would have needed a crowbar to get her knickers off
     
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    I decided to start actively find dates, moved out of my circle of friends to find one. Got tired of when things when south the awkward run-ins at gatherings...

    In doing so I have went the online dating route, and near as I can tell I am a magnet for bat shit crazy. I'm hoping that that will change soon, only been actively searching a couple months.
     
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    My first date with my wife was a nightmare...Couldn't stand her, didn't want to be around her....Second date went much better! ;-)
     
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    Ewwww .... You are certainly winning for the yuckiest date!
     
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    sometimes dating can be really surprising
     
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    The one guy that easn't honest about just wanting sex which was the only thing I wanted. He made a spectacle of himself.