Cum in the eyes - ouch!

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  1. Retro101

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    Does anyone have a remedy for cum in the eyes?

    Once in a while, I miss fire and my wife gets a shot in the eye. She gets red eye, gets really pissed off, and I'm not getting laid for a few days.

    Does anything clear this up and stop the burning?

    Thanks in Advance
     
  2. Bluesy

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    How about goggles with itty bitty windshield wipers? Seriously, have her wear glasses. The only way to avoid this issue is to avoid getting cum in the eyes.
     
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    That is the reason facials are a no-no for us. Wife would rinse out her eyes with water and the sting would quit, but the redness lasts a half hour or so. It's a bitch guys have such lousy aim.
     
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    Buy some contact lens solution and use it to wash the cum out of your eyes. Works like a charm.
     
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    ive never had this happen. but maybe some visine to get the red out. cum up the nose sucks though.
     
  6. Bluesy

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    Semen is an alkaline substance and simply does not react well with delicate eye tissue. The first step is to flush the eyes with cool water for a couple of minutes, then use a few drops of saline solution. This will probably quell irritation for most, but some people are still going be in a little world of pain for a few hours afterwards. There are no magic solutions here, sorry. Glad it works well for you, though.
     
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    Yeah, there is. Don't let a guy cum on your face. Works 100% of the time for me.
     
  8. Bluesy

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    Exactly! :lol
     
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    Come in the eyes can make you go blind, SO DON'T DO IT! For me there's nothing more erotic than coming deep inside my wife in any case.
     
  10. Rose

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    DAMN!!! That is SOOOOOO hot!!!
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    I've attempted to hide the ol' RedEye a few times, myself. :eyes Aside from the intense pain, the redness seems to stay for at least a day or longer. I hate it! :yell

    My advice? Stay away from 'facials' at all costs! If you're jacking him off - keep your face away from shooting range. If your sucking, either swallow, or at least hold the head within your mouth area. It helps if the girl holds the cock while he's getting off, cuz if the guy holds it, he tends to lose perspective when his eyes are rolling to the back of his head :lol
     
  11. Bluesy

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    Gonorrhea can do that...what else, syphilis? (Or if you touch Herpes-infected genitals and then touch your eyes afterwards, you could theoretically go blind that way, too). So, yep, if you aren't 100% certain of a guy's STD status, a facial could cost you your eyeballs. Coming soon: eye condoms :eyes
     
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    This has never happened to me either!!:eek
    I always make sure my mouth is where it needs to be! :)
    ~Bella
     
  13. Rose

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    OH GAWD!!!

    "Eye Condoms" - I just spit out 4 OZ. of perfectly good Chardonney.

    dammit..... :rofl
     
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    It wasn't me! :eek We need to talk Rose!!!!!!!!! :yell
     
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    Sorry :eek: *pours Rose a new glass of chard* Be careful not to get any in your eyes :p
     
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    There are better places to ejaculate! I prefer something nice and warm that squeezes my dick!
     
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    Luckily, if not going all the way in my pussy, Thorn enjoys ejaculating on my belly. I always put my hand over my naval piercing when he does it.. :lol ... I don't know why. After 3 1/2 years, I'm sure it has had sufficient time to heal - it's just "a thing"

    Some times, he shoots way past my naval.... we always laugh about it, especially when it shoots up to my boobs...

    [banana]BIG LOAD, BUBBA![/banana]
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    i make sure im out of the way when the load goes shooting....once he shot it in his own hair....i laughed to hard i cried... but the once up the nose was enough for me to know to stay out of the way.
     
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    I told the Swede that this new medication I'm on is really going to disrupt our lives. Not only will I not able to drink alcohol, but it will also reduce the efficacy of my birth control. His response: "Maybe I should pull out and cum on your face." :lol