Craziest thing you've used during sex?

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  1. BitchN

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    Don't know why I remember this story....but whatever......

    Have a friend that works emergency in hosp....one night a guy comes in emergency room with a bottle stuck in his ass. He couldn't get it out.:eek

    I dokn't know if someone did this to him during sex or if he did this to hemself.....but lets say it was the latter......could you imagine calling a buddy..."Hey can you take me to the emergency room.....I got a bottle up my ass?" :lol

    Anyway....got me thinking if and what has been the kinkiest, craziest, stupidist, or funniest thing you have used during foreplay..or sex?

    Thought it might be fun to hear your stories......mine.....peaches.....nothing like peaches and cream.......yum...
     
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    I used a shampoo shaped bottle as a butt plug for an ex gf, it worked surprisingly well!
     
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    Chains, candles, stuffed animals, whip, squishy gel toys and fairy dolls. That's all I can think of right now.
     
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    Sadly, I haven't done much crazier than a vibrator in the bedroom when I was married (That was 95% of the sex I've had), whether it was me using it for her, or her using it to tease me during BJs.
     
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    Can't think of anything at all.....except once......I actually masturbated with my left hand......I know, KINKY.......
     
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    This craziest I've ever used during sex would be my ex.
     
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    Niiiiiice.....:lol
     
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    *applauds* Well played. Well played indeed XD
     
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    Well... the list goes on and on..haha. but the craziest I think is a snickers bar in my wifes pussy..lol I told her I would lick it clean but after about 1 min. it looked like a giant log of poop, and totaly lost my drive..hahahah.....It sounded great at the moment...I love snickers and I love pussy..sooooo, not good!!!
     
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    you crack me up!!!!lol.lol....:lol
     
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    An 8 Iron with the Ex Girlfriend.
     
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    was it a hole in 1?
     
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    That has to be the best answer I have ever heard :lol

    Sorry been gone so long as the Aussie's say: "I was nose down and bum up all weekend.":D
     
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    not crazy but have used cucumber, banana, hair brush, candles
     
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    Ain't nothin like getting ridden whilst your riding. It even makes a trot feel good.
     
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    I don't think I will ever be able to eat another snickers bar without thinking of this....
     
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    The question, though, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
     
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    lol
     
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    Hahahah.....Yes!! I love it.:D eat on!!
     
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    I let you know when I eat one:)