Childbirth

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  1. Barbwire

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    EMERGENCY CALL;

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded
    to the call. The house was very, very dark,
    so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a
    flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
    deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.
    Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor
    was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet
    and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
    The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help
    and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought
    about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn
    quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in
    there in the first place,
    smack his ass again."
     
  2. johnnyangel694u

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    :rofl

    Way too funny.:lol
     
  3. heelfetish

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    :lol :rofl
     
  4. Kronnie

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    LMFAO now that was dammmed funny lol :p
     
  5. Dreama

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    LOL. Made my afternoon!
     
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    Now THAT was cute!
     
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    Ah ... out of the mouths of babes and all that.
     
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    That is funny! :)
     
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    Kind of reminds me of the scene in 'House' where the little lad has a Policeman, Fireman and a Firetruck wedged up his nose. He was sending them up to retrieve a cat he wedged up there in the first place to rescue them! PMSL!!!!