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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by doggiestylegirluk, Sep 9, 2015.
Is your surname Jacobs? Because you are a right cracker
Oh dear, I think that one goes beyond cheesy and borders on a penguin joke... (or, strangely enough, a cracker joke....)
Oh yes. Nixie Jacobs
I meant xmas crackers...
Oh the cheap crackers. I like cheesy chat up lines.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Not necessarily cheap, but they always come with corny jokes like that, haha.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Plaster? Stop confusing me, haha.
Surely you partake of the paper headwear-wearing custom? xx
Oh yes - christmas is different in my family to the majority in the UK
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Haha, so do you watch the official speech or the alternative one? Or not bother.
We do not really celebrate christmas. I'll leave you to work out why.
This is a lovely chat up line
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
No worries, I don't do xmas either, but I still love the cracker jokes - hence why I first commented haha.
I do like the festive season - just not the commercialised abuse. A tree goes up in the house but that's about it.
"You look so good I can taste you from here"...
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Are you on Hollyoakes, you are that hot
Yeah, when it comes to xmas, I'm mostly all about W&G and the M&S/JL adverts..... but then, I'm shallow. xx