So I'm driving back from a dentist appointment this morning and I see a sign that says, "road work ahead, expect long delays". After passing more construction signs, I rounded a sharp turn in the road and saw a line of cars at a dead stop stretching as far as the eye could see . I slowed to a stop at the end of the line. I looked in my rear view mirror to see a small blue car barreling around the turn. I instinctively hit my flashers and hoped he'd be able to stop in time. He stopped just in time to pull in tightly behind me. I checked him out in my rear-view mirror and he appeared to be in his 20's. He had a long tanned arm hanging out of his window and was wearing dark shades. I noticed that he kept clenching and unclenching his fist and seemed to be quite interested in something in his lap. He was the only one in the car so he obviously wasn't having an argument. I thought maybe he was getting into a road rage because we had been sitting for so long in the summer heat and humidity. Then......................... A woman popped up on the seat next to him, sitting up straight, then took a swig off of a Gator-Ade bottle. Then, her head disappeared from view again, and there was a rapid increase in the tempo of the guy's hand movements.That went on for a while and then I saw the woman's head pop up above the steering wheel looking down and making movements with her hand. That went on for a bit and then down she went again. It was at that point, I think I mighta made eye contact with the driver in my mirror so I hastily averted my gaze. I sat there, baking in the heat (my car has no working AC) trying desperately not to look into my mirrors but being too intrigued to not. I shifted my gaze to the bushes across the street. That lasted about .09 seconds and I was back to gawking at the sexual shenanigans going on in the car behind me. The woman was back to making pumping motions with her arm and the guy was looking at his lap again. Suddenly, his head rolled back to the head rest and the woman popped up again to take a long haul off of the of Gator-Ade bottle. That was when traffic started moving slowly through the construction zone. The car behind me kept up through it until the speed limit hit 55 again. After that, he stayed way back making me wonder if they were going for round 2. Oddly enough, I wasn't sexually stimulated by the situation but I did feel kind of excited because I couldn't wait to tell someone about it. So, now I have done just that. I feel better now.