I have some connections with the University of Richmond. In the student newspaper there, some male columnist started using the term "carpet munchers" a great deal. Initially, nobody seemed to realize what he was talking about, however, after a while, apparently word got around about what "carpet munching" was and everbody from the President to the women's organizations raised unholy hell about it! Last I heard the poor guy nearly got kicked out of school and was having to do some sort of community service. I didn't realize what he was talking about either until I finally asked somebody and they, laughing, told me and I about fell on the floor laughing myself! I could not believe that this guy had written that in a school newspaper! Anyway, I was wondering - what sorts of colorful sex terms have you all heard? Of course, there is "beavers" for unshaven women, "slapping your salami" for men masturbating, etc. Anybody know of other interesting, colorful words and terms for sex organs and sex acts?