Carpet Munching and other such terms

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  1. HerHubby

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    I have some connections with the University of Richmond. In the student newspaper there, some male columnist started using the term "carpet munchers" a great deal. Initially, nobody seemed to realize what he was talking about, however, after a while, apparently word got around about what "carpet munching" was and everbody from the President to the women's organizations raised unholy hell about it! Last I heard the poor guy nearly got kicked out of school and was having to do some sort of community service. I didn't realize what he was talking about either until I finally asked somebody and they, laughing, told me and I about fell on the floor laughing myself! I could not believe that this guy had written that in a school newspaper!

    Anyway, I was wondering - what sorts of colorful sex terms have you all heard? Of course, there is "beavers" for unshaven women, "slapping your salami" for men masturbating, etc. Anybody know of other interesting, colorful words and terms for sex organs and sex acts?
     
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    'Carpet Muncher' or 'Rug Muncher' is generally a derogative term to describe Lesbians.
     
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    back door bombing (anal)

    sausage up an alleyway lol (big opening, small penis)

    dip your wick (penetration)

    muff diving (oral)


    lol!!
     
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    OOPS!!! Sorry! No offense intended! The person who told me apparently thought that it was only oral sex with an unshaven woman! Didn't know about the lesbian part! Even so, as far as that goes, I consider myself to be a proud "carpet muncher" too! I demand equal opportunity!! ;>
     
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    No offense taken. :)
     
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    Oh yeah, also "bologna bopping" for guys and "beaver bopping" for women!
     
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    Did I mention "playing the skin flute" or "yodeling in the valley"?!
     
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    Hey baby, how about a hot beef injection.
     
  10. LimeLight

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    How about spanking the monkey or choking the chicken
    Or playing hide the salami
     
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    What do say we park the ole beef bus in tuna town.:brow From a Bloodhound Gang song.
     
  12. HerHubby

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    LOL!!!! That's a HOOT!

    I've also heard of female masturbation, for an unshaven woman, referred to as "petting the kitty"! ;>