Something for you all to laugh at. Decided my pasty white body needed to start tanning, never done such thing before. Went to a tanning joint bought the goggles and bronzer (which the clerk said I needed). First couple days were fine, 3 minutes. Then I went this morning and hit the wrong fucking button, 10 minutes, holy shit Im red as a cooked lobster. So I thought it was funny being a dumb ass and all.