Burnt my ass

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  1. docpete

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    Something for you all to laugh at. Decided my pasty white body needed to start tanning, never done such thing before. Went to a tanning joint bought the goggles and bronzer (which the clerk said I needed). First couple days were fine, 3 minutes. Then I went this morning and hit the wrong fucking button, 10 minutes, holy shit Im red as a cooked lobster. So I thought it was funny being a dumb ass and all.
     
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    I've done that before actually I did it recently but I laid out by the pool.
     
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    Enjoy your skin cancer.
     
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    Reminds me of the time I burned my ass and lower ball bags at a nudist beach :)
    Intense UV and pale skin are not a great match.
     
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    ball bag burn= shitttty. Lmao
     
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    Yep....been there....
    Went swimming at an isolated spot and my girl at the time suggests nude sunbathing.....fair enough me thinks....
    Had sex on the beach and fell asleep didn't we?.....sunburned ass.....couldn't sit down for 4 friggen' days.....:eyes
    And....to make matters worse.....I had a race two days later:help
    Uncomfortable as.....thank god you only have to sit in a dragster for a few minutes at a time......:ugh
     
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    sorry bout your booty! was it an even burn at least? ive gotten striped burns before from a tanning bed, not cute at all.
     
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    I know how painful that is!!

    I use to go to a tanning bed every day.....when I first started I listened to my best friend who assured me after the first week Id be good to go for the whole time...not this 3..5....8 minutes stuff.

    Needless to say I was a well done lobster. And it happened on a day we were having my daughters birthday party....kids and adults everywhere....kids running into me......I was beyond miserable!! lol


    I dont tan anymore.....Ive got enough problems without adding skin cancer to it.