Bungled Seduction Opportunties. There is an encyclpedia of seduction techniques, I recently saw on the web. There are books and diagrams and massage sequences, for seduction. I have seen seduction and flirting Instructional DVD's and books. This thread will hopefully be humorous, as I explore my own mis-steps and crossed signals, and erroneous beliefs, as I attempt to increase my scoring percentage with my wife. Sometimes humor can be found by looking inward, at ourselves, in this case at myself. Last night, my wife was watching TV, and I unsnapped her bra, and felt her boobs, and reached into her underpants. I opened my locked bag of lubricants. I watched her video tape program with her for a while, then decided that she was going to be watching that tape for a while. I knew I should have gotten some vaseline, massaged her with some oil, sucked her nipples, and gotten her hand on my rod. But No. I turned over, and relaxed, and decided to wait a while. I wanted to put my XXX videos on the extra TV screen, but imagined a rejection, by doing that too early. I did not yet have an erection, and wanted some visual assistance. So the next thing I became aware of, I woke up, it was morning, and my wife was leaving for church. My laziness in not getting my wife prepped for deeper loving, and my decison to wait a while, resulted in my going to sleep, passed a perfectly good opportunity for sex. I had a belief that I would get rejected if I put on my video. I did not even try my 7 Inch screen. Hopefully, no one else has ever bungled a seduction. Perhaps by my logging my mistakes, I will learn from my mis-steps.