Okay, guys, let's be honest. How many of you have dreamt of the smell and taste of your lady all day long? You rush to your meeting place, wherever that may be. You romance her, undress her, and get her into bed. Her legs spread open. You breathe in her scent, her aroma. You gently caress her, and part her plump lips. You dip your head down, mouth watering, and taste her for the first time, one long, delicious lick along the whole of her. As you dip your head to repeat, there is something on your tongue. It is not a random hair from her burning bush. It is................... a ball of missed toilet tissue, caught in one of those folds you previously thought so sexy and forbidden. WTF? I've been there, and I do not believe that it's something that many women think about. I think men have been politely silent about it...... Men, tell me if it's happened to you? Women, if you've gone there, has it happened to YOU? Women who need someone to go there....what do you do to ENSURE the utmost hygiene?? It's a serious sexual question.