Breakfast

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  1. Stormy

    Stormy New Member

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    An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"

    "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
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  2. cook74

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    I would get my ass smacked silly if I had said that on coming home from a night out.:spank

    Thanks for the laugh Stormy:lol
     
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    Haha!

    It's funny how you never find out what happen to these joke people after the punchline. :lol