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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by Love2BKinky, May 26, 2014.
If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
It's funny how many people say 1st place
If you were going the wrong way you would be in 3rd (from 1st).
They did not think it out. If you pass the guy in 2nd you are in second. You never passed the guy in first!
It is like the question, which weighs more a pound of feathers or a pound of metal. Funny people don't think that one out either.
If a rooster lays an egg on the exact middle of a barn's roof - which side would the egg roll down?
Roosters don't lay eggs - only gorillas do.
Gorilla egg omelet and tiger's milk - just two parts of a complete and balanced breakfast.
Maybe too rich for some
Like to they have a forth of July in England...
I can't imagine they'd have American Independence Day in England... unless they like celebrating colonies becoming independent of the Kingdom.
Then they'd also have to have holidays on August 15th, January 1st, October 28th ... a really long list.
I didn't say did they celebrate the forth of July, I said do the have a forth of July. Of course they have one. It's the day after July 3rd, everyone has one.
How many months have 28 days?
All of them
Name 4 days of the week that start with 'T'
Today tomorrow Tuesday and Thursday?
How many peppers did peter pecker pick when he picked a peck of pickles?
A peck, 2 gallons
Imagine you are in a room, no doors or windows or anything. How do you get out?
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! wrong! 0 zilch!! Peter Pecker was picking pickles instead of peppers.