Brain Storming

Discussion in 'Sexual Fetishes and Fantasies' started by flip, Jul 13, 2006.

  1. flip

    flip New Member

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    Name all the thing that can be inserted inside a pussy... :D
     
  2. melicious

    melicious The Old Maid
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    Well of course there's a cock, and fingers, and tongues. I got the obvious out of the way. Then there's dildos and vibrators, ben wah balls, orgasm balls, ice cubes (but you should ask first)........

    I'll keep thinking, but I wanna give someone else a chance.
     
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    I read in world records someone used a cocunut and there's this porno flick where a man inserts his head into a vagina... ewww... but melicious got them all.
     
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    well there is CAN...and then there is SHOULD....hmmm, i mean technically there are a LOT of little things that could be put there...but i wouldnt recommend it ...a classmate of mine in middleschool earned the name HotDogGirl for having to go the ER after a frozen hotdog thawed and busted off....
     
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    :whoa What the fuck?!
     
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    That's just totally wrong...and friggin nasty.EWW!:eek
     
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    Totally...!
     
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    :whoa WRONG!
     
  9. flip

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    And S&M isn't? :spank
     
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    :bsdm
    Totally, dude!
     
  11. flip

    flip New Member

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    Come on people...
    Ideas, ideas, IDEas, IDEAs, IDEAS... :D
     
  12. Puss_in_boots

    Puss_in_boots Adminatrix
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    Tampons, diaphrams, vaginal rings, female condoms, contracepive sponges, vaginal suppositories, etc.

    But one of the strangest things I ever saw inserted into a pussy was a bong. I'm not kidding..try googling the phrase, 'beaver bong' if you don't believe me. :lol

    And don't forget a nice healthy serving of fruits and veggies, bananas, cucumbers, etc. :D
     
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    Do you put peeled or unpeeled banana?
    Btw, I wouldn't use bong...it can break and we'll end up in ER! :D
     
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    Rose Resident Sexy Grandma
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    there's a fist..... bottle necks.... nicely curved yellow squash....

    and next time your looking for the remote.... :whoa
     
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    Deodorants, shampoos, conditioner and other things that are handy when you're in the shower and want something inside NOW!! :lol:
    Candles...
     
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    Mobile phones, underwear, dildos.

    Saw a movie, with a japanese girl showing live eels inside *Ewwww*
     
  17. HerHubby

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    Several years ago I once worked for a governmental agency which dealt with legal matters(I haven't worked there for years so don't worry - I am not "spying" for anybody). They were dealing, at the time, with a case involving porno films in which women were using live animals (eels, snakes, gerbils, I forget what else) in the films. They had to show the films to the Judges who heard the case. I managed to avoid having to be in the courtroom, that day, but here were these elderly, genteel Judges who I knew for a fact had never seen anything like that before watching these awful films! I heard that they were stunned speechless!! As I walked down a nearby hall after the case, here came all these people out of the courtroom silent, shaken and bug eyed! In another case, a massage parlor (not the therapeutic kind - penises and clits got messaged there) was secretly filming people and then selling the movies to porno movie houses (this was back when you had to go to sleezy theatres with sticky floors instead of being able to watch on the Internet or on cable TV, ha, ha). Apparently someone had gone to the movies, suddenly seen themself up on the big screen and had a fit about it! By the way, did anybody above mentioned speculums? ;>
     
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