Bored masterbating.. ideas?

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  1. Hornywolf

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    just like the title says.. been doing it for a LONG time and need some new ideas... tried toys and they are ok for a bit but also get old. Can't figure out how to fuck a mattress (hurts back and the angles are all wrong)... like the plastic bag.. but want to avoid using my hands.

    Advice... ideas... help? Thx.
     
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    Fleshlight maybe?
     
  3. Hornywolf

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    I have one... but want something that does't involve my hand. Thinking of getting a good doll with realistic holes/tits...
     
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    I know how ya feel. I have found using the wifes Hitachi is great, also if you have a spot around the house outside that changes things as well. I enjoy jo in the afternoon sun in the backyard.
     
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    I wasn't going to answer this thread originally. My answer is a little different because I think it's the imagination that makes each session different. but this answer reminded me of an experience. I go for early morning runs in the woods. I once was so horny that I ran off the trail into a nice secluded spot in the woods and got off there. There was a real excitement knowing that it was basically wrong to be out there doing that. Funny thing is I never felt that way about fucking in public places but jerking off is a whole other thing. I don't mean to encourage any illegal exhibitionism (who needs to end up a sex offender) but it really did add some excitement. Just a one time thing for me.
     
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    I should note i have chainlink on the property line, and privacy inside that. So if anybody's looking the peeping tom laws would protect me, i know its not illegal in my backyard, but still exciting that someone could hear
     
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    Or look if they desired. But i not showing so to speak
     
  8. Hornywolf

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    yeah.. guess.. but fantasies only take one so far and your hand outside in the woods is still your hand. Oh well... guess a trip to the local gentlemen's club is in order... bye bye $100!
     
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    I just don't understand why you wouldn't want to use your hand....I love playing with my joystick . However things like the fleshlight freak me out so maybe I am just strange lol
     
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    Wet and dry VC if you like a real suck job experience.
    Just watch the vacuum level ;)
     
  11. whybother

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    Well then, lets get creative: cut a hole in a watermelon:
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    Just google men fucking fruit.



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    You can find all kinds of crazy shit on the internet:

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    Hahahahahahahaah
     
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    Try finding someone who will do it for you. That's always more fun.

    xx
     
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    Find a secluded spot in a woods/forest climb a tree masturbate up there like the king of the jungle! lol
    The risk of getting caught adds to it.

    I did this as a young guy my girl at the time watching from the ground loved it!
     
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    How tall was the tree?
     
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    Er left my meter ruler at home at the time not that high 15 feet or so.. I wasn't at the top go to far up and she'd have needed binoculars to see me properly lol
     
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    Precious not required - binoculars you say ;). Just wondered if it was a mighty oak or Acer pseudoplatanus
     
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    No idea it's that long ago as well wasn't thinking about the kind of tree it was. ;)
     
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    You are unique in the fact that I've never heard of someone going into a wood up a tree to stroke off his morning wood. It's a first davey boy a first.
     
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    Really.. young people strolling in secluded woods the guy climbs a tree gets his dick out for a stroke! Craziness of youth..

    I'm damn sure not just me who's done that.. sure bet I wouldn't do it now! lol