Bigfoot Sightings

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  1. Barbwire

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    Alright, so here's the deal. Until I got my Hitachi Magic Wand, I had never had g-spot orgasm. When I had the first one, it blew my mind so much I started a thread on it. I don't recall the exact thread title, but it was something like "Holy fucking shit, I just saw Bigfoot!" ( edit to add: here's the link... http://www.sexualforums.com/talk/showthread.php?t=6117&highlight=Bigfoot ) Don't reply there, the thread's too old. )

    It didn't do that whole "squirting" thing. No, when I came I felt a warm stream of fluid just flow out of me, puddling on the towel beneath me. The orgasm was so-so compared to the intensity of the clitoral screamers that cause me to spasm about the bed, wildy fucking the air, tearing at the sheets, and calling for Jesus and his posse to come save me. No, it wasn't like that at all.

    Clitoral Orgasms = fireworks

    G-spot Orgasms = sparklers


    OK, so on with my point... After the first time, I was never able to do it again, not alone, not with my husband... not at all. I wouldn't have minded if I never did it again because of the ho-hum orgasm, but once I told my husband that I'd seen the beast with my own two eyes, he wanted to see it with his.

    Every once in a while, he'd look up porn of women squirting and talk about how much he liked it. Once I knew it meant that much to him, I started to pressure myself to master the art of g-spot orgasms. I tried all manner of toys, pillows and such, but it did not happen.

    In bed with him, I knew he wanted to see my puddle making poontang in action, so I'd do my best, then fail miserably. I'd get frustrated with myself and in turn, with him. In the end, it led to negative feelings, and there is no place for those in the bedroom.

    Flash forward to a recent event that happened during a phone call with VBF #1. It had been a while since we'd phone phucked, and the conversation got hotter and hotter. At one point, I was doing my thing, and he was doing his, and next thing I know, I'm pouring out onto the bedsheets. :eek

    Then, I just keep doing what I was doing, and he kept doing the same, and WHOOSH, I'm bucking and soaking the linens once more. :eek:eek

    By the end of the convo. I had had 2 g's and over 4 clitoral o's. The call lasted for over 2 hours, maybe 3, I lost track of time. :phat

    A few nights later, my husband once again mentioned he'd been looking at squirting videos. I was happy he brought it up, because I wanted to try again. I knew how to work the toys to hit the right spot, and I was confident I'd be able to do it "on command" as it were.

    Long story short, after a little of this, a little of that, blah, blah, blah............it didn't happen. It ended in some finger-pointing on my part, I mean, literal finger pointing. I was bitching about his fingering technique and showing him the "pickle finger" method. He poked about for a few minutes and said his fingers were tired.

    "Well, it's not going to happen," I said, and my libido took a dive.

    In the end, we did the usual until we both had come, then went to sleep, at least, he did.
    As I often do during times of confusion, I thought about the situation all night. What was missing? It drove me mad and I tossed and turned my night away.

    When I finally slept, I must have figured it out because when I woke up I knew the answer. The missing link was the sound of a lover's voice. My husband was mostly mute through the session and it was a turn-off for me. I'm very vocal in bed, so I felt like I was talking to myself and it turned into a very lonely thing.

    See, on the phone, with a voice in my ear, urging me on, helping me to focus, and DRIVING me...wow, just wow!

    I talked to my husband about it. I told him I felt like a thing to him when the toys were out, because he never added any verbal encouragement to the experience or let me know he was into it and liked what he was seeing. I said, "just talk to me".

    He must have muddled it over some, because the first night I got back from a 5 day camping trip, he was reinvented! We had some pretty wonderful sex that night. He talked a lot and I was totally into him, every molecule of him. No, we didn't spot Bigfoot, but I was more aroused by him than I have been in a while and he seemed very into me, too.

    On a side note: I added some actual blowing to my blowjob technique that night too, and it went over like gangbusters! :dgrin

     
  2. igor

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    You gotta produce some instructional videos.:dgrin:brow:dgrin:brow
     
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    Oh yes, videos would be great! :D
     
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    So glad to hear Hubby is actually listening to what you have to say. Probably figured out his experience would intensify as well.
     
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    Maybe now that you don't feel you have to try so hard, one of these times it'll catch y'all off guard and you'll both meet mescalito.
     
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    Okay, not uncommon... nobody knows what the fuck I'm talking about. It's an Indian spiritual thing.

    The Teachings of Don Juan: A Yaqui Way of Knowledge

    I think I hold the :sf record for posting thread-stoppers.:eyes
     
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    I didn't even see this, dude. I've been reading Castaneda for years. And for the record, I've met mescalito, though in the less popular form of the traditional way. I'm glad I'm not the only one who appreciates Native spiritualism.
     
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    Thanks, Dreama, that makes me feel better. You're one of our better read members of offbeat lit.

    Do you know where my User title and sig come from?:p


    I guess we should un-jack CL's thread.:)
     
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    Thank you. Unfortunately, I don't. I wish I knew, but if it is from a good book I haven't read, tell me what it is. I'm always in the market for a good read.
     
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    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

    So long and thanks for all the fish was the last message sent from the most intelligent species on the Earth, Dolphins, to the third most intelligent species, Humans. That message was sent immediately before the Dolphins evacuated the planet before the Vogon destroyers demolished the Earth to make way for a transgalactic bypass. The Dolphins had tried to warn us for years by doing everything from jumping through flaming hoops to synchronized dancing on their tails, but we Humans never got the message, however we did feed them well, and they appreciated that... thus the parting message.:lol
     
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    This has got to be the mother of all hijackings. But.....

    While we are on the subject of literature, has anyone read "Venus on the Half" Shell written by Phillip Jose Farmer under the pen name Kilgore Trout?

    Very interesting read.


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    OH! For some reason, my mind replaced the word 'sig' with 'username', hun. I was trying to think of where the fuck I could have read about a 'hard rocker'. LOL Of course, I've read Douglass Adams. God, I can't believe I got mixed up. I fricken' LOVE Adams. He's been a long-time favorite in my family.
     
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    I haven't, but I sure have read Kurt Vonnegut, who's famous for the character, Kilgore Trout.
     
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    Well, he didn't use it as a pen name, so much as an alter ego...Kilgore Trout was a character in many of Vonnegut's books, as a representation of himself, almost. My first Vonnegut read, The Breakfast of Champions, had him in it. :) He was also in Slaughterhouse Five, and many other Vonnegut writings.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilgore_Trout
     
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    I use the fishhook technique. With a 75% success rate, mind you, so I don't really need any other techniques.
     
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    I believe I acquired that very same understanding of life (as it were) once - - or twice.
    one or two hits of California Sunshine, if my mind recalls correctly.

    But it didn't make me squirt.

    :shrug We were talking about g-spot ejaculations, weren't we.... or am I experiencing some sort of backflash...?

    :rofl
     
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    Try five or six, then tell us about your understanding of life. In my experience, it changes even more drastically. LOL
     
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    ... well, I didn't want to brag :lol ..... In my 'day', I was known to do 10 - easy - .... and still stay "coherent' but you know what they say... one builds an immunity. Whatever....

    But I still never squirted.... not even a gentle dribble :shrug? Maybe it was a bad batch.

    :rose
     
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    Yes we were. Thanks for un-jacking the thread.
    P.S. When I read Venus, I assumed it was Kurt's own Trout at work. Sure did read like it.
    Not much Vonnegut I haven't read.