Best/worst pick up lines

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  1. HotForHoney

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    What have you heard/used?
    What worked/didn't?

    I remember a joke, guy picking up girl in bar:
    Guy: what's your name
    Girl: Jen
    Guy: what's your number?
    Girl: it's in the phone book
    Guy: what's your last name
    Girl (walking away): it's in the book too.


    I was interested in a friend of a friend I kept seeing on Facebook. My friend talk to him, said I should message him. My friend said he liked to cook. She posted something about her dinner/chicken. He liked it.
    The next day I sent him a message "I hear you like chicken".
     
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    Heard "Do you want to dance"?
    "No!"
    "Suppose its no good asking you for a fuck then"
    Didn't work.

    "Are you an angel"?
    Puzzled look "No, why"?
    "Because you are an answer to my pray".
    Didn't work.

    "Can I buy you a drink till your bf arrives, he must be mad keeping somebody like you waiting"?
    Has worked.

    Dancing: "Oh, I'm sorry but you're so attractive". This works better with the more 'elderly', on a night out from the drudgery of her home life.

    Tip for the young: When there are two always hit on the uglier of the two, this will piss the pretty one off and she will try to butt in to prove something.
    Another tip for the young, or maybe not so young: send your mate across to ask her out for you; that way if it happens you don't get a direct refusal and can laugh it off as a joke any way.

    Humour and flattery but not laid on too thickly - and confidence to pick yourself up and keep trying; very few fishermen catch anything the first few times.
     
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    I may not be mister right, but I'll fuck you until he gets here. :) does not work
     
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    Hello my name is Maxwell and I am good to the last drop.

    It got him a smile and a dance.
     
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    'Stralia Mate!
    Sounds good tho'.
     
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    To quote Kevin Bloody Wilson....
    Do you fuck on first dates
    Does your dad own a brewery
    Can I feel your tits
    or would you show em to me....
     
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    Hey Sexy!...Whats up?
     
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    I've never tried picking up a strange woman in a bar. So I don't have any pick up lines to tell, but I do have an old joke! :rolleyes:

    There was an old guy that had an eye put out in accident one time, who was felt very concerned about it. He heard there was going to be a barn dance in the area, and he made up his mind he would go this time. But he remembered his missing eye, but had an idea. He liked to whittle and carve wood, so he devised a plan to make himself an artificial eye. He spent the next couple of days carefully carving and painting and finally, when looking at himself in the mirror, decided he had an almost perfect eye for the dance.

    Finally the big night came and he was one of the first ones there. He saw a lot of pretty girls to choose from, but he was a little worried about them noticing his eye. What would he do if they noticed and said something?

    Then he noticed a very pretty girl, who was all alone looking like she would very much like to have someone ask her to dance. But, she had big ears. GREAT big ears. And the guy thought she would be perfect to ask because even if she did notice his artificial eye, surely she wouldn't say anything, especially with her big ears and al.

    So, he went and asked her to dance. Little did he know, that she had NEVER been asked to dance. And she had noticed him and was hoping so hard that he would walk over and ask her. So, when the big moment came, she was so excited she said "Oh! Would I? Would I?" and he said "well big ears, big ears!"
     
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    "some" places a couple of $100 bills work for me :eek:
     
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    You are all warm and fluffy like a buttermilk biscuit. Does not work.
     
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    may I kiss your belly button.................. from the inside doesnt work either lol
     
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    Care to have a cheap meaningless relationship? and yes it has worked.
     
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    You should come over later. We'll take a shower together..... Worked because she used it on me. :)
     
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    This guy had bought my friends and I a couple drinks. He asked my girlfriend for my number when I had left to dance with one of my friends. When I got back he was gone and had left me a text msg..."You are ridiculously pretty." Was just very cute and not creepy and yeah. It worked.
     
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    Its guys like you that spoil it for the rest of us ...... paying inflated prices like that; hope you got to lie down for that.
     
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    Your jealous ;)
     
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    Nah, you enjoy what you enjoy, what ever it is.
     
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    Reminds me, you owe me $1,600!
     
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    finish what you started and i'll pay up :)
     
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    Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.

    You see my friend over there?He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

    I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

    I’m just a pirate looking for some booty.
     
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